Someone had the brilliant idea this week to let Joe Biden, octogenarian, and John Fetterman, recovering stroke victim, speak on the same stage.
It was an especially awkward week for Biden, who is running for a second four-year term as president of the United States that he is statistically unlikely to survive, according to a Washington Free Beacon analysis. The 80-year-old commander in chief praised the success of his "Build Back Biden" agenda and ogled the arm muscles of a union worker in Pennsylvania. "He's got guns as big as my thighs," Biden cooed.
The president promised to crack down on "the ticket seller SeatGreek." (Fact check: That's not quite right.) He also concluded a speech in Connecticut by saying, "God save the Queen." (Fact check: The queen is dead.) Biden being Biden, he inevitably lost his bearings after staring at a large television screen and had to be prodded in the right direction by a very patient handler.
Have a great weekend!
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