President Joe Biden's reelection prospects received a much-needed boost this week when the FDA fast-tracked a new Alzheimer's treatment that could "modestly slow the pace of cognitive decline."
Alas, this promising development was quickly forgotten amid revelations that classified documents were found in Biden's office at the University of Pennsylvania and in the garage of his residence in Delaware.
Naturally, the president doesn't remember how they got there. Biden also struggled to remember the exact date of the January 6 uprising, likening "what happened on July the 6th" to a "meaty evil battle."
The president traveled this week to Mexico City, where he struggled to stay focused during a joint press conference with President Andrés Manuel López Obrador of Mexico and Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of Canada.
"I want the record to show I don't know what questions I didn't answer," Biden told members of the press.
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