WATCH: Joe Biden's Senior Moment of the Week Vol. 1

The first installment in a new series highlighting our president's cognitive decline

Joe Biden is way too old to be president of the United States. Whether he's falling off a bicycle, attempting to shake hands with a ghost, or struggling to read a teleprompter, our commander in chief continues to embarrass himself and his country on a regular basis.

That's why we are introducing a new video series—"Joe Biden's Senior Moment of the Week"—to keep our readers informed about the alarming rate of the president's cognitive degeneration. We plan to highlight a new moment every week, which speaks to our confidence in Biden's ability to continue generating "senior moment" content on a regular basis.

Biden's press conference at the White House on Friday was a perfect example. The old geezer strolled in 30 minutes late at 12:05 p.m. and said "good morning." He proceeded to commit a series of gaffes in rapid succession. For example, the president discussed his administration's efforts to protect abortion rights in "all 50 straits [sic] and the District of Combia [sic]," and had a Ron Burgundy moment when he read the words "end of quote, repeat the line" out loud off the teleprompter.

Stay tuned for next week's installment in this exciting new video series. Enjoy!