The best thing to happen to President Joe Biden this week was the return of Dianne Feinstein to the U.S. Senate. The 89-year-old senator's appalling physical and mental state make Biden look like a spry whippersnapper by comparison. The same could be said of John Fetterman, whose verbal skills make Biden look like the gifted speaker Barack Obama imagines himself to be. So at least Biden has that going for him.
In other news, Biden traveled this week to Asia (albeit not in a helicopter as he claimed), where he forgot how to use an umbrella and tripped on some stairs—again. He also delivered the commencement address at Howard University, which he described as a "black [historically black college or university]." The 80-year-old president struggled to stay awake on stage during the other speeches, and may have been trying to covertly adjust his old man catheter under his gown. (See for yourself.)
For some reason Biden's handlers are allowing him to spend more time around children. "All the kids under the age of 15 come on up here," he said at the White House this week. We didn't bother looking into the context surrounding this statement. We're not sure we want to know.
Have a great weekend!
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