President Joe Biden had another successful week. He managed to stay alive and out of the hospital as he prepares to officially launch his campaign for reelection next month. Alas, he also struggled to conceal his rapidly declining cognitive health.
The 80-year-old commander in chief attempted to locate a man named "Doug," but was not successful. We hope Doug is still alive, unlike Jackie. He continued to bungle his numbers, heralded the arrival of "artificial intelivance" technology, and shouted incoherently in the fashion of a demented geezer.
Biden pledged to deliver tanks and "viting vehicles" to "help counter Ukraine's brutal aggression," while praising the efforts of his secretary of state (Tony Blinken) and "secretary of the ... of the, uh ... of ... of ... the military" (Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin). As mentioned in last week's compilation, Biden often struggles to remember the names of his black colleagues.
Have a great weekend!
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