President Joe Biden is really feeling the Christmas spirit—sort of.
The octogenarian commander in chief still won't acknowledge all of his grandchildren, but he did attempt to mount a child's bicycle at a Toys for Tots charity event in Virginia earlier this week. He also wandered around looking lost and had to be led away by a concerned little girl.
The president struggled to speak coherently while announcing billions of dollars in aid to Africa in an effort to challenge China's growing influence on the continent. On a somewhat related note, one of Hunter Biden's business associates from China was arrested in 2017 and "charged in an audacious plot to dole out millions of dollars in bribes to African leaders in exchange for major energy contracts that appeared to advance Chinese government interests."
Biden vowed that his administration would continue to "combat GLOVID-19" around the world and praised the "gay men's married choir" of Washington, D.C., which is not a thing. The rights and "digny" of LGBT citizens, he said, should be honored and "respecturd." Indeed.
Have a great weekend!
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