At a time when the American economy is humming along, and the country finally has a president with the stamina, both physical and intellectual, necessary to deliver historical success after historical success to the people of Planet Earth, it is easy to overlook the fact that, in spite of Donald Trump’s unprecedented genius, civilization is almost certainly doomed to fail in our lifetimes.
Dogs aren’t the only demographic group that is turned off out by Beto O’Rourke, the failed Senate candidate who, for some reason, is running for president in the Democratic primary.
Barack Obama, the fifth-greatest living president, is so popular among Democrats that his verbally challenged running mate, Joe Biden, is dominating the crowded field of Democratic primary candidates.
Dogs are not only man’s best friend, they’re also the best judges of human character and moral foundation. For decades, America’s dogs have been forced to interact with presidential candidates, some of the worst human beings our species has to offer.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D., Calif.) is reluctant to initiate impeachment proceedings against President Donald J. Trump, but her Democratic colleagues have other ideas.
Beto O’Rourke, the Democratic presidential candidate best known for fecal horseplay and his incessant apologizing, has gone from “woke” to “broke” in a matter of months.
Rep. Seth Moulton (D., Mass.) is one of the random white dudes running in the Democratic presidential primary. He recently unveiled a proposal to encourage young Americans to enlist in national service organizations, such as the military, AmeriCorps, or the “Federal Green Corps,” which he would establish as president to combat climate change.
The College Board, which administers the SAT exam, has developed a new tool for higher-ed admissions officers to incorporate into their decision-making process. It’s called an “adversity score,” and it takes into account 31 different data points—none involving race or ethnicity—designed to measure social and economic disadvantage.
George W. Bush, the greatest living ex-president of the United States, made his first ever podcast appearance this week, and oozed charisma during a discussion about humor, optimism, and the secret to being a fantastic painter.
Beto O’Rourke did all the right things to prepare for a successful presidential campaign. He married a real-estate heiress. He saved money by refusing to give to charity. He served in Congress. He ran for Senate against a loathed Republican incumbent. He was lauded in the press, and cheered on by celebrities. He played guitar with Willie Nelson. He accepted defeat, unlike Stacey Abrams. He soul searched. He blogged about his interactions with real Americans. He live-streamed his dental exam. He was featured on the cover of Vanity Fair. With a dog. Wearing jeans.
