Biden Campaign Urged Iowa Staffers to Risk Their Lives for Uncle Joe

Andrew Stiles
January 24, 2020 12:00 PM

Former vice president Joe Biden's presidential campaign ordered its Iowa staffers to be "adaptable, flexible, and willing" while suspending the campaign's inclement weather policy in the finals weeks before the Iowa caucuses.

Elizabeth Warren Should Do The Right Thing and Drop Out Now

Andrew Stiles
January 23, 2020 4:25 PM

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I., Vt.) is probably right that a female candidate doesn't stand a chance of beating President Donald J. Trump in the general election. That doesn't mean a woman can't win the Democratic primary. In fact, for all intents and purposes, a woman has already won the contest, and her name isn't Elizabeth Warren.

Journalists ‘Bury’ First Amendment in Mock Funeral as Reporter Trump Assaulted Clings to Life

(A Free Beacon alternative history)

Andrew Stiles
January 22, 2020 6:00 PM

ALTERNATE UNIVERSE—U.S. journalists and other liberals attended a mock funeral for the First Amendment in front of the White House on Wednesday to protest President Donald J. Trump's violent assault on CBS News correspondent Ed O'Keefe.

Media Interest in Jeffrey Epstein Heightens Amid Scrutiny of Environmental Record

Andrew Stiles
January 22, 2020 3:45 PM

Media interest in Jeffrey Epstein, the sexual deviant and Democratic donor who was most likely murdered in his jail cell in 2019, has ticked up amid scrutiny of the late pedophile's environmental record.

Fifteen Years Ago Today, Hillary Clinton Learned the Meaning of True Love

Happy anniversary, President and Mrs. Trump!

Andrew Stiles
January 22, 2020 11:15 AM

On this day in 2005, President Donald J. Trump married the love of his life, Melania Knauss, in a tasteful church ceremony in Palm Beach, Fla. A grateful nation wishes them all the best as they celebrate 15 happy years together.

Journalists Can’t Stop Giving Mitch McConnell Badass Nicknames

Andrew Stiles
January 21, 2020 5:30 PM

Democrats and journalists—to the extent that there is a meaningful difference—can't stop coming up with nicknames for Mitch McConnell (R., Ky.) that make the Senate Majority Leader sound like a total badass, which he is.

Review: ‘Restoring Our Republic’ by Ned Ryun

A libtard's history of the United States

Andrew Stiles
January 18, 2020 5:00 AM

Devoting hours of one's life to reading a book is an extraordinary commitment, especially in this modern age of digital distraction. The very least one can ask of a book is that it won't lower one's opinion of President Donald J. Trump, the most successful chief executive in American history. Unfortunately, Ned Ryun's Restoring Our Republic fails to clear even this exceedingly low bar.

Sayonara, Keg Sweats! This Brett Kavanaugh-Inspired Pizza Looks Like The Perfect Hangover Cure

The 'pizza justice' makes his mark on the high court cafeteria

Andrew Stiles
January 17, 2020 5:15 PM

Brett Kavanaugh's official duties as the junior member of the Supreme Court include running the High Court's cafeteria. That's great news for ambitious young law clerks who love beer but don't want a pesky hangover to get in the way of their own duties advising the justices and/or babysitting Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Elizabeth Warren Takes Credit for Sponsoring Bills She Voted Against

Andrew Stiles
January 17, 2020 12:40 PM

Underperforming presidential candidate Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D., Mass.) has portrayed herself as a bipartisan dealmaker by taking credit for sponsoring bills she ultimately voted against.

PEN IS MIGHTY: Journalists to Award Themselves Bezos-Funded ‘Courage’ Award Named After Billionaire Heiress

Democracy thrives in hubris

Andrew Stiles
January 17, 2020 11:50 AM

The Washington Free Beacon regrets to inform you that the journalists are at it again. The White House Correspondents' Association, a pro-journalism activist group responsible for hosting the appropriately dubbed "nerd prom" dinner party, announced Friday the creation of a new journalism award for "courage and accountability."