President Joe Biden (along with his deviant son Hunter) attempted to defect to Ireland this week. They will probably kick him out eventually, but not before he thoroughly embarrasses himself and the United States of America with his doddering antics.
"Let's go lick the world," Biden told the Irish. Over the course of his trip, our octogenarian president cavorted with innocent children, attempted to speak into a dead microphone, was accosted by a dog, and forgot he was president for roughly the one hundredth time, referring to his office "in the United States Capitol."
Earlier in the week, Biden attempted to clarify his intentions regarding the 2024 election. He did not succeed. "I'll either be rolling egg or, ya know, being the guy who's pushing them out," he told NBC's Al Roker outside his actual office in the White House.