President Joe Biden, sometimes referred to as "Sleepy Joe," is fading fast just as the 2024 campaign season is getting underway. He attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner over the weekend, one of the most flagrant acts of self-congratulation ever devised by mankind, and celebrated the release of hostages from "Iranda." (Hopefully they don't have an active nuclear program.)
The octogenarian president—oldest in American history—attended a White House event to celebrate the end of Ramadan, where he honored the feats of Muslim athletes such as "Kareem Aljub-Alja," cited the teachings of the Muslim holy book, "the Quorum," and told someone she looked "beautiful tonight" despite knowing he would "get in trouble for saying this." (He has a #MeToo problem.)
At another event Biden attempted to congratulate the winner of the "Florida small business winner award winner business week winner" award and boasted about reducing the deficit by $1.7 billion. (He's not very good with numbers.)
Have a great weekend!
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