Democratic governors who have imposed some of the country's most restrictive lockdown orders in response to the coronavirus pandemic keep getting busted trying to violate their own rules.
Joe Biden doesn't always speak coherently, but when he's asked to commit to something, the former vice president typically responds with an emphatic "yes." It's not always clear if Biden is aware of what he's agreeing to do or if he understands the implications, but the 77-year-old has demonstrated a willingness to say "yes" to almost anything you ask of him. 
Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden on Friday appeared to tell CNBC he will defeat himself in the November election. 
At least one liberal journalist would cast a vote for Joe Biden even if the former vice president consumed the boiled flesh of infants, which sounds a lot worse than shooting someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue.
Former vice president Joe Biden doesn't always act like someone who wants to be president. The presumptive Democratic nominee keeps telling people not to vote for him.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D., Calif.) delivered an unhinged body-shaming tirade on Monday when asked about President Donald Trump’s private efforts to ward off coronavirus by taking the anti-malaria drug hydroxychloroquine.
The $3 trillion coronavirus relief package unveiled by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D., Calif.) and her Democratic colleagues on Tuesday contains only 20 mentions of "diversity." 
Former vice president Joe Biden has a colorful take on the process of choosing a running mate, according to a New York Times report published this week. 
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The coronavirus crisis has made virtual campaigning a necessity, but technical difficulties plagued Joe Biden’s "virtual rally" in Tampa, Fla., Thursday evening. 