Happy birthday, Sleepy Joe!
'He's got some real biceps. We call them guns.'
Naomi, 28, is the president's oldest legitimate grandchild. (He still won't acknowledge Hunter's lovechild with a stripper.)
'She's a true servant leader'
'Here's the thing: Who doesn't love a yellow school bus?'
Like a funeral home director on trial for desecrating a corpse (multiple counts)
Disgraced crypto guru continues a storied tradition
'Whoops! Stepping on a … there's a … it's black!'
'Worn-out old donkey' is only candidate to lose as Democrat, Republican, and independent