Democratic Party

Vegan Booker Evasive on Turkey Pardons, Asylum

Campaign dodges 'tough questions' about whether candidate would pardon all U.S. turkeys as president

Sen. Cory Booker (D., N.J.), a middling candidate for president in the 2020 Democratic primary, is that guy. When the New York Times asks the Democratic candidates about their favorite "comfort food," Booker said "veggies" like a total vegan—which he is, in addition to being bald, and disconcertingly jovial.

Oregon Authorities on the Hunt for Bald Eagle Murder Suspect

Barack H. Obama, notorious bird-genocide advocate, continues to elude justice

Authorities in Oregon are offering a $2,500 reward in an effort to identify the individual(s) responsible for the death of a protected bald eagle after the bird's carcass was found face down in a creek earlier this month.