Failed politician Hillary Clinton has officially become an easy punchline for even the dullest of the establishment Democrats running for president in 2020. 
Former New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg recently became the second billionaire (but first multibillionaire) to enter the 2020 Democratic primary. 
Sen. Cory Booker (D., N.J.), a middling candidate for president in the 2020 Democratic primary, is that guy. When the New York Times asks the Democratic candidates about their favorite "comfort food," Booker said "veggies" like a total vegan—which he is, in addition to being bald, and disconcertingly jovial. 
Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has, for reasons that remain unclear, announced his candidacy for president in the 2020 Democratic primary, a move that will allow him to pay reduced candidates' rates on political advertising. 
Bloomberg News's leadership recently promulgated a new editorial policy forbidding staff journalists from investigating 2020 Democratic presidential candidates. 
Sen. Kamala Harris (D., Calif.), the once-formidable candidate who has been slashing campaign staff in a desperate bid to spare herself the humiliation of having to drop out before the Iowa caucuses in February, attempted to bully a rival candidate during Wednesday night's Democratic primary debate in Atlanta. 
During the Democratic presidential primary debate, Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D., Mass.) refused to say whether pro-life Democrats are welcome in the party. 
Sen. Bernie Sanders (I., Vt.), who made his second appearance in a Democratic primary debate since suffering a heart attack on Oct. 1, was looking spry as ever on the stage in Atlanta—a little too spry, in the opinion of some medically curious observers. 
Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D., Mass.) lamented the lack of affordable housing during Wednesday's presidential primary debate, despite her own history of buying up foreclosed properties and turning a quick profit. 
Authorities in Oregon are offering a $2,500 reward in an effort to identify the individual(s) responsible for the death of a protected bald eagle after the bird's carcass was found face down in a creek earlier this month. 