DEBATE PREVIEW: How Trump Will Own the Entire Democratic Field on Twitter (Part 1)

The first Democratic primary debates will take place next week in Miami. Because of all the (mostly white male) randos running, they're going to be spread out over two nights. The good news is that you don't have to watch them, because the real show will be taking place on Twitter, the popular social networking website.

No matter what happens on the debate stage next week, President Donald J. Trump has already won. He won't even have to get dressed or leave his bedroom to demolish the entire Democratic field with epic owns. Here's a preview of what to expect at the first debate:

Cory Booker


Julián Castro


Bill de Blasio


John Delaney


Tulsi Gabbard


Jay Inslee


Amy Klobuchar


Beto O'Rourke


Tim Ryan


Elizabeth Warren