FREE BEACON ANALYSIS: Joe Biden’s Expressive Brow Cements Status as 2020 Frontrunner

Former Vice President Joe Biden, 75, is the prohibitive favorite to win the Democratic nomination for president in 2020 (should Hillary Clinton decide not to run again). Biden recently spoke at the memorial service for his former colleague, Sen. John McCain of Arizona, where he exuded his signature “aw schucks” charisma with the help of …

SHOCKING: 10 Disturbing Facts About Brett Kavanaugh

Thanks to journalism, every day brings to light a new disturbing revelation about Brett Kavanaugh, President Trump’s nominee to replace retiring Justice Anthony Kennedy on the Supreme Court. Here are just 10 of the most troubling.

Thou Doth #Resist Too Much: It’s Time to Put the MAGA Back in Magazines

#Resistance journalism is kicking into gear ahead of the midterm elections. Opinion columnists at major publications are earning those fat pay checks by courageously churning out insights into why “Trump Is Bad,” or “American Needs a President, Not a Tweeter-In-Chief” — thoughtful arguments that challenge readers to think deeply about the issues. Meanwhile, editors at …

7 Ways To Improve Soccer (While Trump Builds a Legal Case for an Outright Ban)

The hashtag #WaysToImproveSoccer is trending on social media for some reason—probably because most normal people regard the “sport” as a tedious affair that rewards whining. Of course, suggesting ways to “improve” this decidedly anti-American endeavor is little more than a rhetorical exercise. The most sensible course of action would be an outright ban. #WaysToImproveSoccer by …

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Transcript Sheds Light on Obama Netflix Series

Earlier this year, former President Barack Obama inked a “high eight-figure deal” with Netflix to produce original content in the form of “scripted series, unscripted series, docu-series, documentaries, and features.” As luck would have it, the Washington Free Beacon has exclusively obtained what appears to be a partial transcript of the first episode in this …

Make The Galaxy Great Again: Better, Bolder Options for the Space Force Logo

Space Force is President Donald Trump’s gift to future generations of proud Americans who will one day bear witness to the greatest empire on Earth’s ultimate conquest: the final frontier. But first, he needs our help choosing a logo.

Once the logo is sorted, we can all start stocking up on trendy Space Force gear, and wearing it to social functions. A selfie in a hot new Space Force tactical vest is sure to boost your swipe rate on Tinder. Unfortunately, the logo options the Trump campaign’s interns came up with are pretty lame, so we decided to design a few better, bolder logos for your immediate consideration. Let us know what you think!

Make The Milky Way Great Again: Top Priorities for Trump’s Visionary Space Force

Vice President Mike Pence on Thursday formally unveiled President Donald Trump’s visionary plan to establish a new branch of the U.S. military: the Space Force. The president marked the occasion by Tweeting, and liberals across the country were left with the odd yet familiar taste in the mouths that often results from being thoroughly owned.