The Conservative Case for a Coup

Real authoritarianism has never been tried in America

Biff Diddle
November 10, 2020 4:45 PM

Decadence is a helluva drug, and America is addicted. That includes you, dear reader, and everyone you know. Irredeemably possessed of self-infatuation. Pining for the perfect tweet. Smothered in selfie filters. Hanging brain on conference calls. Emotionally invested in "elections" and their "results." Who "won" this time? Who cares? It's time for an intervention.

PREVIEW: Everything You Need to Know About the First Trump-Biden Presidential Debate

Andrew Stiles
September 29, 2020 5:00 AM

Scroll down to learn everything you need to know about the first presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden.

Millennials Are Great Again

REVIEW: '40 Under 40' by Fortune Magazine

Andrew Stiles
September 7, 2020 5:00 AM

Who are the greatest millennials living in America today? Fortune magazine has helped narrow it down by publishing its “40 Under 40” list of influential thirtysomethings working in finance, technology, health care, politics, and entertainment.

A Lifetime of Lawlessness: Joe Biden’s Scandalous Tenure as Grade School Safety Officer

At young age, WH hopeful learned to value nepotism above accountability

Andrew Stiles
August 31, 2020 4:50 PM

Former vice president Joe Biden gave a speech in Pittsburgh on Monday to renounce the Democratic Party's widespread complacency in the face of violent unrest.

Trump’s Six-Year-Old Grandson HUMILIATED By Tenacious Journos Investigating Lego Scandal

Andrew Stiles
August 28, 2020 2:40 PM

President Donald Trump's foremost offspring, Ivanka, told an adorable story about her six-year-old son Joseph during her speech at the Republican convention on Thursday:

I Programmed a Bot to Predict The Media Reaction to Night Two of the GOP Convention

Andrew Stiles
August 25, 2020 4:05 PM

The media covered the opening night of the Republican convention on Monday with characteristic professionalism. The New York Times front page, for example, included headlines such as “Trump Nominated as G.O.P. Delivers Ominous Messages,” “Focus on Grievance Instead of Uplift,” and “Recasting History on Virus, Race, and His Record.”

MISOGYNIST RAGE: Libs Bash Female Orator’s Passionate Speech for Being Too ‘Loud’

Andrew Stiles
August 24, 2020 11:00 PM

Former Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle delivered a passionate address at the Republican National Convention on Monday. The speech was a stirring success. Nevertheless, it was not well received in some quarters of the rage-addled internet.

I Forced a Bot to Write A Joe Biden Acceptance Speech. Here Are The 10 Most Powerful Lines.

Andrew Stiles
August 20, 2020 5:40 PM

Joe Biden will formally accept the Democratic nomination for president on Thursday and deliver the primetime address to his party's virtual convention. We didn't feel like staying up to watch, so instead we programmed a bot to study hours of footage of Biden speaking during the campaign, and then forced it to write a Joe Biden acceptance speech of its very own.

Biden Approaches 500 Days Without a Boat Parade as MAGA Boaters Smash World Record for Trump

Andrew Stiles
August 17, 2020 7:30 PM

Joe Biden announced his presidential campaign on April 25, 2019. Since then, not a single boat parade has been held in his honor. For those keeping score at home, that's a whopping 480 days without a boat parade. When knowledgable pundits discuss the "enthusiasm gap" between Biden supporters and the MAGA faithful who can't wait to cast legitimate votes for President Donald J. Trump, this is precisely what they are talking about.

ANALYSIS: Why China and the U.S. Aren’t So Different When It Comes to Freedom of The Press

TikTok users and teen culture experts raise salient points in defense of Chinese-owned vlogging app

Andrew Stiles
August 12, 2020 5:20 PM

Taylor Lorenz, the New York Times‘s resident expert on teen culture, recently highlighted an “excellent piece” by former Times editorial board member Sarah Jeong. The piece, published in The Verge, criticized the Trump administration’s efforts to ban TikTok, the Chinese-owned social media app popular with sexy teens who like to dance.

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