As World Struggles to Contain COVID-19, Malaysia Offers Bold Solutions

Andrew Stiles
April 2, 2020 6:00 PM

The coronavirus pandemic may have started in China, but its effects are being felt the world over. Authorities struggling to contain the virus have proposed a variety of solutions aimed at preventing its spread. But while many governments have confined citizens to their homes during the crisis, few have offered guidance on how to behave in quarantine.

Gaffe or Grudge? Joe Biden Has at Least Seven Grandchildren But Acknowledges Just Five

Will Hunter's youngest children ever be accepted into the family?

Andrew Stiles
April 2, 2020 2:20 PM

During a recent interview with Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon, the former vice president was asked about communicating with his grandkids while locked in a basement due to the coronavirus pandemic.

Everyone Who ‘Celebrated’ America Leading the World in Coronavirus Cases Looks Like an Idiot Now, Especially Hillary

Andrew Stiles
April 1, 2020 6:20 PM

U.S. intelligence agencies are now reporting what has been obvious for weeks: When it comes to the coronavirus, as with many other things, the Chinese government is lying. The communist regime has, in all likelihood, dramatically underreported the total number of infections and deaths in China.

Flouting Guidelines, Flaunting Privilege: RBG Enjoys Private Gym Sessions While the Rest of Us Are Stuck at Home

87-year-old Supreme Court justice risks it all for gainz

Andrew Stiles
April 1, 2020 2:20 PM

The 87-year-old justice is in the highest-risk demographic for serious illness and death from coronavirus, but that hasn't stopped her from getting swoll on the reg with personal trainer Bryant Johnson, who has canceled all appointments with other clients to satisfy Ginsburg's fitness demands.

NIP ALERT: Andrew Cuomo’s Curious Breast Bulge Could Be Piercing, Analysis Finds

Andrew Stiles
April 1, 2020 10:00 AM

Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D., N.Y.) is under suspicion of having at least one of his nipples pierced after an internet analysis of several photos taken last week raised questions about a curious breast bulge protruding from the governor's white polo shirt.

Most Americans Think Media Have Done A Terrible Job Covering Coronavirus

Most Americans are correct

Andrew Stiles
March 26, 2020 4:55 PM

Most Americans approve of the way their leaders and institutions are responding to the coronavirus pandemic, with one notable exception.

Happy 80th Birthday, Nancy Pelosi!

House Speaker joins highest-risk age demographic for coronavirus fatality

Andrew Stiles
March 26, 2020 4:40 PM

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D., Calif.) celebrated her 80th birthday on Thursday as the American people continue to await House action on the Senate-passed $2 trillion coronavirus relief package. Most would agree that she doesn't look a day older than 79.

ANALYSIS: The Journos Are Out of Control

Only Trump can save us from the media pandemic

Andrew Stiles
March 25, 2020 5:30 PM

The China-caused coronavirus is sweeping the globe, and America's journalists are losing their minds. In fact, they are dangerously out of control, according to the results of a Washington Free Beacon analysis.

High-Risk Elderly Man Openly Defies CDC Coronavirus Guidelines

Biden's reckless face touching proves he's not ready to lead

Andrew Stiles
March 24, 2020 4:15 PM

Former vice president Joe Biden, 77, made some bold claims about his personal efforts to prevent the spread of the coronavirus during his one-on-one debate against Sen. Bernie Sanders (I., Vt.) on March 15.

Biden Gaffes His Way Through Coronavirus Proof-of-Life Video

Praises journalists for 'putting it all on the line for all of us'

Andrew Stiles
March 23, 2020 3:15 PM

Former vice president Joe Biden delivered a live-streamed address to supporters on Monday in an effort to assuage concerns regarding his whereabouts and wellbeing during the ongoing coronavirus pandemic.

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