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ALERT: Even Horses Are Suffering in Biden Economy

Biden admin suspends border patrol horse unit following dismal jobs report, media misinformation scandal

Shut Up and Get Vaxxed: These Woke Millionaires Are Literally Killing People

NBA players reject COVID-19 vaccine mandate

A Note About Our Coverage of AOC’s ‘Political Career’

All future reporting on the socialist celeb will appear exclusively in our Entertainment, Fashion, Fantasy, and Young Adult sections

DECLINE WATCH: Sobriety on the Rise in Biden’s America

Sales of 'mocktails,' other non-alcoholic beverages have surged since November, analysis finds

Fashion Analysis: Hillary Clinton’s Flattering Yet Sensible Hamptons Lewk Is a ‘Hot Girl Summer’ Triumph

Failed presidential candidate turns heads in secular beach burqa

Liberals Seize on GOP’s Biden Criticism After Dozens Killed in Kabul Attacks

Left-wing journalists accuse Republicans of 'hoping' for American deaths

GUEST COLUMN: Why I’m Taking a Break from Answering Media Questions To Focus on Mental Health and Mindfulness

My self-care sabbatical starts now. Thanks in advance for your understanding.

Free Beacon Staff to Editors: Arm the Nathan Robinson Regime To Prevent Communist Takeover of ‘Current Affairs’

ANALYSIS: What the Taliban Can Teach the United States About Inclusive Government

Muslims, people of color, and formerly incarcerated individuals are heavily represented in militant group's leadership

Elizabeth Warren Effect? Census Reveals Surge in People Identifying as White Native Americans