Donald Trump Is Right About Putting Your Name on Things

A new report from THE POLITICO, a beltway gossip blog located many, many floors below the Free Beacon international headquarters in Arlington, Va., reveals some “truly bizarre” details about President Donald J. Trump visit to Mount Vernon in 2018.

Memoirs About Great Achievements: Book Ideas for Donald Trump

President Donald J. Trump, the most successful American president since Abraham Lincoln, is writing another book. Trump already plotting tell-all book to be released when he leaves office: report https://t.co/vbSjuNI8qb pic.twitter.com/fKKkEClkt1 — The Hill (@thehill) April 5, 2019 Already the author of numerous bestselling tomes, including international sensation “The Art of the Deal,” our Commander …

Equal Opportunity Creep: 16 Times Joe Biden Acted Inappropriately With a Man

Former Vice President Joe Biden hasn’t even announced his candidacy for president, but he’s already facing pressure to quit amid a series of entirely predictable accusations that he engaged in “unwanted touching” with female associates. Few would disagree that Biden’s notoriously “hands-on” approach to social interactions is, at best, a little creepy. That said, a …

Don’t Spread on Me: Joe Biden, Feminist Hero

Former Vice President Joe Biden is under fire ahead of his expected entry into the already crowded 2020 Democratic primary field. His record on racial issues has been deemed problematic. His efforts to recruit Stacey Abrams as his running mate were seen as “exploitative.” Most recently, Biden has been accused of unwanted touching by multiple female associates. The …

The Woodsman’s Wench: When James Met Hillary

She fell from the sky. No. Perhaps she lingered. Like a stale fart. Like the heavy groan of bagpipes wafting from the Dover shores to Dunkirk. Freedom’s passage. Currents and crosswinds. The climate. F—k. What I’m trying to say is, she didn’t fall all at once. The normal way. She wouldn’t have survived. (And looked …

Robert Mueller, American Hero

Robert Mueller finally did it. The former FBI director owned the libs so hard he made Free Beacon Man of the Year Charlie Kirk look like Charlie Brown. Mueller has concluded his investigation into alleged Russian “collusion” with Donald Trump’s presidential campaign, and delivered his findings to the Department of Justice.

2020 Candidates as March Madness Mascots

March Madness is upon us. Unfortunately, so is the Democratic primary. Both are tournaments of sorts, involving lots of drama and heartache, casts of colorful characters, and tedious commentary. Both involve varying degrees of capitalism and meritocracy. Neither March Madness nor the Democratic primary are very important, in the grand scheme of things, because we …