Journalists ‘Bury’ First Amendment in Mock Funeral as Reporter Trump Assaulted Clings to Life

(A Free Beacon alternative history)

Andrew Stiles
January 22, 2020 6:00 PM

ALTERNATE UNIVERSE—U.S. journalists and other liberals attended a mock funeral for the First Amendment in front of the White House on Wednesday to protest President Donald J. Trump's violent assault on CBS News correspondent Ed O'Keefe.

Media Interest in Jeffrey Epstein Heightens Amid Scrutiny of Environmental Record

Andrew Stiles
January 22, 2020 3:45 PM

Media interest in Jeffrey Epstein, the sexual deviant and Democratic donor who was most likely murdered in his jail cell in 2019, has ticked up amid scrutiny of the late pedophile's environmental record.

Fifteen Years Ago Today, Hillary Clinton Learned the Meaning of True Love

Happy anniversary, President and Mrs. Trump!

Andrew Stiles
January 22, 2020 11:15 AM

On this day in 2005, President Donald J. Trump married the love of his life, Melania Knauss, in a tasteful church ceremony in Palm Beach, Fla. A grateful nation wishes them all the best as they celebrate 15 happy years together.

Journalists Can’t Stop Giving Mitch McConnell Badass Nicknames

Andrew Stiles
January 21, 2020 5:30 PM

Democrats and journalists—to the extent that there is a meaningful difference—can't stop coming up with nicknames for Mitch McConnell (R., Ky.) that make the Senate Majority Leader sound like a total badass, which he is.

CNN Brings on Hard-Hitting White House Correspondent to Join Jim Acosta

David Rutz
January 21, 2020 5:30 PM

John Harwood announced he has left CNBC for CNN on Tuesday, as the network adds to its deep bench of White House reporting talent.

THE ENDORSEMENT: Melania and Ivanka Trump (and Tiffany)

America's best choices for First Lady in 2020

Washington Free Beacon Staff
January 20, 2020 3:05 PM

American voters must choose between two sharply divergent visions for the future. Option A is freedom and prosperity, as embodied by the historically successful incumbent president, Donald J. Trump. Option B is the apocalyptic nightmare that would descend upon the American heartland in the unlikely event that any of the remaining Democratic candidates is elected.

Review: ‘Restoring Our Republic’ by Ned Ryun

A libtard's history of the United States

Andrew Stiles
January 18, 2020 5:00 AM

Devoting hours of one's life to reading a book is an extraordinary commitment, especially in this modern age of digital distraction. The very least one can ask of a book is that it won't lower one's opinion of President Donald J. Trump, the most successful chief executive in American history. Unfortunately, Ned Ryun's Restoring Our Republic fails to clear even this exceedingly low bar.

Free Beacon Presents: Civil War! Part Deux

Washington Free Beacon Staff
December 23, 2019 5:00 AM

A great nation, divided against itself. An historically successful president, under siege. Democrats in Congress, attempting to nullify an election. Sound familiar?

Donald Trump Makes History Again!

Becomes third president since America's founding to be 'impeached,' despite doing nothing wrong

Andrew Stiles
December 18, 2019 8:58 PM

Donald J. Trump made history again on Wednesday, joining Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton as the third president since America's founding to be "impeached" by his enemies in Congress.

CAUGHT ON TAPE: World Leaders Marvel at Trump’s Stamina

Middling heads of state admire the length of POTUS's press conference in candid video

Andrew Stiles
December 4, 2019 10:45 AM

A group of world leaders representing the meager dregs of the old European empires were caught on video Tuesday evening discussing their admiration for President Donald J. Trump's legendary stamina.

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