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I'm Just That F—ing Good: Gaza Peace Plan Was the Opening Act of My Bold Second-Term Agenda
And by the way, Kamala had nothing to do with it. She's a moron who could never be president.
Nobel Worthy: Hamas Statesmen Martyred in Pursuit of Peace
The civilized world would be foolish not to honor their sacrifice
Trend Alert: You Won't Believe The Other Racist Signs We Found at Pro-Trans Liberal Protests
'Disgusted, but not surprised'
National Disgrace: Trump Appeases Soccer Menace on Home Soil in Solidarity With America's Enemies
We've never had any reason to doubt his patriotism. Until now.
EXCLUSIVE: Iranian President Explains the Real, Nuanced Meaning of ‘Death to America’ and ‘Kill the Jews’
Masoud Pezeshkian dishes on his personal friendship with Ben Rhodes, his deep respect for Ivy League universities, and the shadowy cabal of horned demons manipulating Western perceptions of Iran
Time for Change in Iran: Supreme Leader’s Befuddled Outbursts Raise Questions About His Fitness To Serve
Ali Khamenei, 86, is one of the only world leaders who is even older than Joe Biden
Iran’s Red Flag of Revenge Taken Out by Israel’s Rainbow-Colored Ballistic Missile of Restorative Justice
Supreme leader believed to be in 'difficult mental state' because 'everyone he has worked with is dead'
Jewish Ingenuity: Exploding Pagers, Greenwald's Fetish Videos, Drone Bases in Iran, Mossad Does It All
The world's most dynamic intelligence service strikes again
Travel Alert: Visitors Dismayed After Iranian Nuclear Facility ‘Temporarily Closed’ Without Warning
Don't you hate it when that happens?
HELL ON EARTH: A Haunting Dispatch From Martha’s Vineyard After the ICE Raids
Scrappy island dwellers racked by trauma as undocumented workers flee Trump's rendition squads