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Clinton Paramour Arrested in FBI Sex Trafficking Probe

Guest at Chelsea's wedding charged with enabling pedophile

Ghislaine Maxwell, the British socialite and alleged lover of former president Bill Clinton, was arrested Thursday on charges related to the myriad sex crimes of Clinton associate Jeffrey Epstein, a billionaire pedophile presumed to have been murdered by Hillary.

Cancel Carl Reiner (RIP)

Fans of the arcane humor-centric concept of "comedy," which for decades promoted violence and impaired the cause of social justice by prioritizing laughter, are mourning the loss of legendary "comedian" and filmmaker Carl Reiner, who died Monday at the age of 98.

REVIEW: ‘Hot Cup of Joe,’ The Sexy Biden Coloring Book

"After years of sharing him with Barack, now you can have handsome and dependable Joe Biden all to yourself." So proclaims the back cover of Hot Cup of Joe: A Piping Hot Coloring Book with America's Sexiest Moderate, Joe Biden, a thirsty ode to the former vice president of the United States and presumptive Democratic nominee for president, health permitting.