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Sorry, Haters: James Talarico Not Gay, Analysis Finds
Exclusive 13-prong assessment suggests conservatives are just threatened by his modern brand of masculinity
EXCLUSIVE: We Obtained the Syllabus for Claudine Gay’s New Harvard Course on Higher Education
The disgraced plagiarist is still teaching after resigning as president of the (reputationally) elite university in 2024
Supremely Progressive: Iran Becomes First Nation in World History Led by Gay Amputee
Representation matters now more than ever
Exclusive: Graham Platner's Crisis PR Handbook Hints at Trouble Still To Come
It could happen (and keep happening) to anyone
WATCH: Shoddy AI-Generated Campaign Ad Raises Questions About Jasmine Crockett's Competence
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EXCLUSIVE: Free Beacon Debuts LeMay Awards to Keep Pace With New York Times
Prestige media is a cutthroat business, and we won't get left behind
EXCLUSIVE: Meet Brad Lander’s Top Choice for Campaign Communications Director
We obtained the candidate's cover letter, complete with land acknowledgments and other apologies
Bombshell Report: Crockett Charged with Assaulting Police Officer in 2022
Loudmouthed Texas Democrat announces U.S. Senate run after taking money from Jeffrey Epstein
Exclusive: The Truth About the Global Plot Against Candace Owens, as Told By the Plotters Themselves
It's even worse that you thought