Free Beacon Biff Diddle
Biff Diddle is the Washington Free Beacon ombudsman. He is also a successful entrepreneur, notorious womanizer, and self-published thought leader. In his spare time, he enjoys playing pinochle, building his own rocket launchers, and listening to experimental jazz. He resides in an undisclosed location.
OMBUDSMAN: All Staff Must Resign After Free Beacon Editor Sells Out for Lamestream Glory
Eliana Johnson threatens the personal safety of her employees
A Poem to Commemorate the 80th Anniversary of the Atomic Bombing of Hiroshima
May we all be worthy of the lasting peace secured by its destruction
Letters to the Editor: Fat Terrorists, Unruly Interns, and More!
Free Beacon ombudsman Biff Diddle disgorges his mailsack
Hey Free Beacon, Leave Vivek Alone!
Ombudsman: We need a candidate who treats the press how they deserve to be treated (like s—t)
OPINION: Sleepy Joe Can't Stop Me From Buying F-15s for Protection Against Doddering Tyrants Like Him
It's my God-given right as an American citizen
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An Apology to Our Readers
Free Beacon ombudsman addresses concerns over 'Biden Senior Moments' video series