ANALYSIS: Trump Humiliates ‘Fake News’ Axios Reporter in Physically Dominant Interview Performance

Biff Diddle
August 4, 2020 4:50 PM

MINSK — Folks! I am currently en route to [redacted] to attend a happy hour honoring the birthdays of Muslim icons Yasser Arafat and Barack Obama but was compelled to weigh in on the so-called viral interview between President Donald J. Trump and Jonathan Swan, the chief "fake news" reporter for Axios, a remedial blog for people with short attention spans.

EXCLUSIVE: Election Day War Game Yields Explosive Results

Andrew Stiles
August 4, 2020 4:30 PM

A shadowy group of former Obama officials called the Transition Integrity Project has been hosting Election Day war games to determine what might transpire if Joe Biden and his supporters refuse to concede defeat in November.

In Bow to NBA’s ‘Inclusive’ Values, China to Install Gender-Neutral Bathrooms at Xinjiang Labor Camps

Andrew Stiles
July 30, 2020 6:20 PM

Bowing to pressure from NBA executives to foster an environment more consistent with the league's stated values of "respect, inclusion, and diversity," the Chinese government has agreed to install gender-neutral bathrooms at its forced-labor detention facilities in Xinjiang province, according to Adrian Wojnarowski of ESPN.

These True Facts About Democratic Voters Will Shock You

Andrew Stiles
July 20, 2020 2:40 PM

Wajahat Ali would never have become a New York Times contributing writer and failed CNN personality if he didn't possess a keen scientific insight into the minds of Republican voters. Occasionally, Ali shares that insight on Twitter.

Hawaiian Shirts, The Masters, Free Speech, and Other Things You Didn’t Know Were Racist

Anonymous Racist
July 8, 2020 4:00 PM

Note: The Washington Free Beacon is taking the rare step of publishing an anonymous Op-Ed essay. We have done so at the request of the author, a high-ranking professional racist whose identity has not been verified. We believe publishing this essay anonymously is the only way to deliver an important perspective to our readers.

EXCLUSIVE: Free Beacon Poll Finds Strong, Powerful Support for Trump

Andrew Stiles
June 11, 2020 6:45 PM

A majority of the American people proudly and enthusiastically support President Donald J. Trump and are eager to see him reelected in November, a recent poll found.

‘Endangered’ NYT Staffers Submit List of Demands to Leadership

Memo outlines steps to combat 'culture of white supremacy'

Washington Free Beacon Staff
June 9, 2020 3:40 PM

The intramural turmoil at the New York Times has taken a dramatic turn, according to the text of a staff memo being circulated among the newspaper's editorial staff.

New Think Tank Aims to Revive America’s Commitment to Global Hegemony

Andrew Stiles
June 3, 2020 5:00 PM

John Adams is an eminently more respected figure in the annals of American history than his son, John Quincy, who like most children of privilege spent the majority of his prolonged adolescence studying abroad and keeping a diary—the industrial-age equivalent of vlogging.

Everyone Needs to Stop Freaking Out About ‘Murder Hornets’

Should you be scared of something that happens to come from Asia and kills people? No.

Andrew Stiles
May 5, 2020 1:00 PM

Apparently, the U.S. media establishment has learned nothing from the mistakes it made covering the early stages of the coronavirus pandemic—namely, its use of such offensive terms as "Wuhan virus" and "Taiwan," and its suggestion that the virus might have originated in China.

COUNTERPOINT: There’s No Crying In Journalism

Even in a China-caused pandemic, you can't fight fire with tears

Biff Diddle
April 20, 2020 2:00 PM

HUBEI PROVINCE (湖北省), LESSER TAIWAN—I don't always watch the news. But when I do, I prefer the One America News Network.

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