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The DeSantis Effect: Florida Woman Makes History at US Open
Governor's policies helped black teen achieve lifelong dream
September 11, 2023
Hey Free Beacon, Leave Vivek Alone!
Ombudsman: We need a candidate who treats the press how they deserve to be treated (like s—t)
September 8, 2023
Trump Joins Ranks of Unjustly Accused Civil Rights Heroes Immortalized in Mug Shots
Former (and future) POTUS makes history again
August 25, 2023
Predictions and Suggestions for the First GOP Primary Debate
What we expect and hope to see when the GOP candidates (minus Trump) meet in Milwaukee
August 22, 2023
EXCLUSIVE: Here Are the Paintings Hunter Biden Gave His Daughter in Lieu of Child Support Payments
President Joe Biden refuses to acknowledge the child's existence
July 17, 2023
HERO OF THE WEEK: CNN's Jake Tapper Toasts Demise of Affirmative Action at All-White Dinner Party
Spotted getting loose with fellow white celebs at fancy lodge in one of nation's whitest states
July 14, 2023
GUEST COLUMN: I Survived the 4th of July With My Freedom-Hating Liberal Nephews
How to shut them up and put them in their place
July 5, 2023
