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CORRECTION: The Truth About Max Boot’s ‘Fancy Top Hat’

• July 25, 2022 3:40 pm

The Free Beacon regrets the error

Mansplaining Works: Kamala Harris Takes Husband’s Advice, Succeeds for First Time as VP

• June 23, 2022 2:45 pm

Doug Emhoff saves wife from yet another awkward failure

This Republican Will Bring Much-Needed Diversity to the Senate 

• June 22, 2022 5:30 pm

Marginalized for far too long, attractive young women are finally getting the representation they deserve

Politicians on Bicycles, Ranked

• June 20, 2022 4:10 pm

Inspired by the public humiliation of President Joe Biden

Trans Nerd Amy Schneider Throws Baseball Better Than Barack Obama, Analysis Finds

• June 17, 2022 4:00 pm

Celebrity author and former president was a notoriously bad athlete

Slouching Athwart History, Selling Slop

• May 8, 2022 5:00 am

REVIEW: 'Combat Journalism: Ten Years of the Washington Free Beacon'

Obama Co-Conspirator Finally Brought to Justice for Role in Bald Eagle Wind Farm Genocide

• April 7, 2022 4:15 pm

Energy firm admits guilt in bird murder case, former POTUS remains at large

Free Beacon Poetry Café Presents: ‘What Is a Woman?’

• April 7, 2022 3:30 pm

Published in honor of Ketanji Brown Jackson's SCOTUS confirmation

In Fit of Racially Charged Outrage, Democrats Target Supreme Court’s Only Black Justice for Impeachment

• March 25, 2022 3:40 pm

Party's ugly segregationist past resurfaces as prominent interracial couple comes under attack