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Look at All These Democrats Defending Graham Platner, the Nazi-Inked Porta Potty Masturbator Caught Sexting on Hookup App Dubbed ‘Paradise’ for Child Predators
'The messier Platner turns out to be, the more I hope he wins'
‘No Regrets’: Graham Platner Admitted to Buying Cocaine, Boasted About Doing Drugs During Military Leave While ‘on the Government Dime’
The Marine Corps has a zero-tolerance policy for illegal drug use, and Marines in violation can face prosecution in military court
Graham Platner Says He 'Serves' as His Maine Town's Harbormaster. He Held the Largely 'Clerical' Role for 18 Months Before Quitting To Campaign.
'We don't really have any working waterfront,' Sullivan's town manager said, adding that Platner's role was 'not like a regular employee'
Democrat-Backed Nebraska Senate Hopeful Dan Osborn Quietly Scrubs ‘Abortion’ From His Website, But Still Takes Money From Planned Parenthood Figure
Osborn says he supports abortion with ‘common sense limits,’ but won’t say how he voted in Nebraska’s successful 2024 referendum that banned abortion after the first trimester
‘It’s Important To Get the Facts Straight’: Graham Platner Questioned the Armenian Genocide in Now-Deleted Post, Called Mass Slaughter an ‘Incident’
'I don't think he's going to do very well with Armenian voters in Maine,' an Armenian human rights activist in the state said
Far-Left House Candidate Backed by AOC and Hasan Piker Said Corporate CEOs ‘Should Fry,’ Called for ‘Frequent and Swift’ Death Penalty for CEO ‘Gangs’
Chris Rabb, who won the Democratic primary in an overwhelmingly blue Philadelphia congressional district, said CEOs are ‘far more devastating’ than the Crips and Bloods
US Anti-Terror Agency Froze Funds of Ilhan Omar's Husband During Biden Administration, Partner Says: Biden DOJ Would Later Probe Omar's 'Foreign Ties'
Tim Mynett's business partner said the Office of Foreign Assets placed a hold on one of their troubled business ventures, legal filings show
Michigan's El-Sayed, Asked Whether the Democratic Party Has an 'Antisemitism Problem,' Pivots to 'Apartheid and Genocide'
El-Sayed previously blamed Israel for causing the Hezbollah-inspired terror attack at a Michigan synagogue in March
‘May Allah Condemn You to Hell': Erotic Poet on New York City Council Damns Fellow Muslim Woman Who Dared Criticize Mamdani’s Treatment of Jews
Shahana Hanif was angered when Muslim activist Anila Ali expressed solidarity with Jews and protested Mamdani’s weak response to antisemitic incidents
Spanberger's Statement on New Virginia Assault Weapons Ban Could Fuel Lawsuits Challenging Its Legality, Experts Say
Several prosecutors say they will not enforce the 'unconstitutional' ban, which Spanberger acknowledged affects 'frequently used' firearms