Media Obsession with Kamala Harris’s Shoes Persists Despite Sexism Concerns

Andrew Stiles
September 17, 2020 2:50 PM

We regret to inform you America's journalists are at it again. Despite the stern warning from feminist groups to refrain from "sexist news coverage" by "reporting, even as an aside, on a woman's looks," the mainstream media continues to obsess over the fashion choices of Joe Biden's historic female running mate, Kamala Harris.

Trump Makes Deals While Biden Plays ‘Despacito’ and Delights in ‘Ladies Department’ Fantasies

Andrew Stiles
September 16, 2020 4:35 PM

Nobel Peace Prize nominee and President of the United States Donald J. Trump knows a thing or two about making deals. For starters, he wrote the definitive book on the subject. Some consider The Art of the Deal to be on par with the Bible in terms of its insight into the human condition.

ANALYSIS: Win or Lose, Trump Deserves More Time as President

Andrew Stiles
September 14, 2020 5:10 PM

Liberals seized on remarks President Donald J. Trump made at a campaign rally in Nevada over the weekend, accusing the elected leader of imperiling our democratic norms.

Journalism Industry Very White, According to Very White New York Times

Andrew Stiles
September 10, 2020 4:59 PM

The U.S. journalism industry is dominated by white people, according to a recent analysis conducted by the New York Times, a very white journalistic organization.

ANALYSIS: WaPo Violates Anti-Sexism Guidelines with Article on Kamala Harris ‘Shoe Choice’

Mike Pence snubbed again

Andrew Stiles
September 10, 2020 2:00 PM

The Washington Post violated industry guidelines designed to prevent misogynist media coverage of female political candidates, a Washington Free Beacon analysis has found.

Joe Kennedy III Makes History

Wet-mouthed prodigy becomes first member of depraved political dynasty to lose election in Massachusetts

Andrew Stiles
September 1, 2020 10:00 PM

America is polarized. There aren't too many electoral outcomes that could actually unify, rather than divide, our beautiful country. Fortunately, one of those outcomes has been achieved. America prevailed.

Trump’s Six-Year-Old Grandson HUMILIATED By Tenacious Journos Investigating Lego Scandal

Andrew Stiles
August 28, 2020 2:40 PM

President Donald Trump's foremost offspring, Ivanka, told an adorable story about her six-year-old son Joseph during her speech at the Republican convention on Thursday:

I Programmed a Bot to Predict The Media Reaction to Night Two of the GOP Convention

Andrew Stiles
August 25, 2020 4:05 PM

The media covered the opening night of the Republican convention on Monday with characteristic professionalism. The New York Times front page, for example, included headlines such as “Trump Nominated as G.O.P. Delivers Ominous Messages,” “Focus on Grievance Instead of Uplift,” and “Recasting History on Virus, Race, and His Record.”

MISOGYNIST RAGE: Libs Bash Female Orator’s Passionate Speech for Being Too ‘Loud’

Andrew Stiles
August 24, 2020 11:00 PM

Former Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle delivered a passionate address at the Republican National Convention on Monday. The speech was a stirring success. Nevertheless, it was not well received in some quarters of the rage-addled internet.

America Is Polarized. One Thing Can Still Unite Us: Rooting for Joe Kennedy to Fail

Wet-mouthed scion of depraved political dynasty must not prevail

Andrew Stiles
August 23, 2020 5:00 AM

Election Day is fast approaching and the country remains as polarized as ever. Political meaning has been grafted onto every decision we make in our daily lives. To have the wrong opinion is to commit an act of violence. Refusing to take sides is just as harmful, if not more so, than picking the bad side.

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