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CORRECTION: The Truth About Max Boot’s ‘Fancy Top Hat’

The Free Beacon regrets the error

Mansplaining Works: Kamala Harris Takes Husband’s Advice, Succeeds for First Time as VP

Doug Emhoff saves wife from yet another awkward failure

This Republican Will Bring Much-Needed Diversity to the Senate 

Marginalized for far too long, attractive young women are finally getting the representation they deserve

Politicians on Bicycles, Ranked

Inspired by the public humiliation of President Joe Biden

Trans Nerd Amy Schneider Throws Baseball Better Than Barack Obama, Analysis Finds

Celebrity author and former president was a notoriously bad athlete

Slouching Athwart History, Selling Slop

REVIEW: 'Combat Journalism: Ten Years of the Washington Free Beacon'

ANALYSIS: Nancy Pelosi’s High-Risk COVID Infection Could Wreak Havoc on Democratic Leadership

Obama Co-Conspirator Finally Brought to Justice for Role in Bald Eagle Wind Farm Genocide

Energy firm admits guilt in bird murder case, former POTUS remains at large

Free Beacon Poetry Café Presents: ‘What Is a Woman?’

Published in honor of Ketanji Brown Jackson's SCOTUS confirmation

In Fit of Racially Charged Outrage, Democrats Target Supreme Court’s Only Black Justice for Impeachment

Party's ugly segregationist past resurfaces as prominent interracial couple comes under attack