Letter from Fulton County Jail

EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump channels MLK in eloquent jailhouse lament

(Andrew Stiles via Midjourney)
August 28, 2023

What happened: Donald Trump made history last week, becoming the first former president of the United States to appear in a police mug shot. He joined the likes of Rosa Parks and other unjustly accused American heroes who had their mug shots taken after being victimized by law enforcement.

What happened next: According to our sources, Trump channeled his frustration by writing an eloquent letter to the America people while waiting for his mug shot to be taken at the Fulton County Jail in Georgia. The Washington Free Beacon has exclusively obtained the letter and has republished it below for the immediate edification of our readers and all who yearn for justice in an imperfect world.

Letter from Fulton County Jail:

Donald J. Trump

Fulton County Jail

August 24, 2023

My dear Fellow Americans:

While being ARRESTED for a PERFECT PHONE CALL here in the Fulton County Jail, I came across a recent Gateway Pundit article titled, "MUST SEE VIDEO: FIVE ALARM ALERT! TGP Founder Jim Hoft Discusses Massive Election Fraud Coverup with Esteemed Author and Journalist Naomi Wolf."

Seldom do I pause to discuss the TRUTH about the RIGGED election WITCH HUNT orchestrated by the Radical Left, but I thought the video made some excellent points about Michigan. When you look at Muskegon County and the COVER UP there. Wayne County, where we WON by a very large amount, you had all these PHONY ballots for Crooked Joe Biden stuffed into mailboxes like you wouldn't believe.

Martin Luther King Jr., a very impressive leader and one of the best to ever do it, once wrote: "We know through painful experience that freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed." They call him MLK, did you know that? That's what I like to call him. And believe me, MLK knew a thing or two about oppression. He would be HORRIFIED by what is happening in this Country.

That's why I'm fighting for YOU, the American People. When you have things like the boxes HOAX, where I'm totally covered by the Presidential Records Act. Crooked H and the "Deplorables." (Where's her mug shot?) Meatball RDS and the "Listless Vessels" insult. (He only won because of ME.) These people don't want you to have Freedom and Civil Rights. They want to go after the Evangelicals for reading the Bible, can you believe it? MLK knew how to "fight back," and so does Trump. I am the ONLY PERSON who can save this Country.

And don't get me started on the RINOs. They are probably even worse sometimes than the Democrats. Chris Christie, and I would never say this because I'd get in trouble, he's a DIRTY LITTLE PIG, okay? I used to make him bring me my lunch from McDonald's. I like the medium fries. Not too big, not too small. But Chris was so greedy. I had to order the Extra Large because by the time Chris got back to the office they were down to a Medium again. He's like a savage maniac.

When you have Crooked Joe Biden destroying the Country with a CORRUPT justice system. (Where's "Crack Head" Hunter?) He's probably the worst president we've ever had. In terms of stamina. In terms of mental, probably more than physical, but we'll see. Weak on the border. You know, as much as I hate to say it, I think Jill looks pretty good for her age. Not a real Doctor, but she has the skin, the hair, the legs. Pretty good, right? I don't know what kind of products she uses, but it works.

Maybe Joe's not going to make it. The Democrats might have to replace him to "steal the election" in 2024. But I don't think it will be Kamala. It's very interesting, actually. A lot of people are saying she talks funny. Sounds like she's teaching Kindergarten, which I aced, by the way. "Maybe you should go straight to First Grade," they said. But I didn't want to.

I hear Gavin Newsom might get involved. He heads up California very powerfully, and they have a lot of problems, believe me. But I think he's got the look. Very attractive guy. Right out of central casting. Very good looking, did I say that? He's done quite well with the women over the years, and he's always been very nice to me. You might find that hard to believe, but it's true.

This is one of the longest letters I have ever written. It might have been shorter if I had been writing it in the Oval Office, one of the Great offices in the World. But I'm here in jail, fighting for YOU, because of Fani Willis, the INCOMPETENT and HIGHLY PARTISAN LOWLIFE district attorney of Fulton County, home of a GIANT MURDER WAVE. She should focus on that instead of Trump, who committed NO CRIME.

Visit DONALDJTRUMP.COM right now to donate and SAVE AMERICA during this dark chapter in our Nation's history.

Yours for the cause of Peace and Brotherhood,

Donald J. Trump