QUIZ: Are These Obama-Netflix Productions Real or Fake?

It's been almost a year since former President Barack H. Obama, best known for being the predecessor to current President Donald J. Trump, signed a deal with Netflix rumored to be worth more than $50 million. This week, the production company founded by Obama and his wife, Michelle, finally gave the public a taste of some of the video projects they've been working on.

The ‘Christmas Prince’ Is a Totalitarian Despot of a Third-World Hellhole

For reasons I refuse to disclose, I watched Netflix’s A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding this weekend. The movie is the second in the series of movies about a nonthreatening conventionally attractive journalist named Amber, who goes undercover to interview Richard, the prince of a generic European country called Aldovia. Spoilers: they fall in love. And during Christmas!

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Transcript Sheds Light on Obama Netflix Series

Earlier this year, former President Barack Obama inked a “high eight-figure deal” with Netflix to produce original content in the form of “scripted series, unscripted series, docu-series, documentaries, and features.” As luck would have it, the Washington Free Beacon has exclusively obtained what appears to be a partial transcript of the first episode in this vaguely defined yet highly anticipated cinematic endeavor. It is presented below for your immediate edification.

#Resistance Is Fruitful: Former Obama Officials Fight Trump By Shilling for Corporations, Defending Sex Criminals

Looking back at the early years of the Obama era, one cannot help but be amused at the apparent earnestness with which the former president declared war on special interests, the “revolving door,” and excessive wealth. Knowing what we know now, it is easy to forget Obama’s pledge to ban lobbyists from his administration, or the time he righteously declared, “At a certain point you’ve made enough money.”