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Clinton Paramour Arrested in FBI Sex Trafficking Probe

Guest at Chelsea's wedding charged with enabling pedophile

Ghislaine Maxwell, the British socialite and alleged lover of former president Bill Clinton, was arrested Thursday on charges related to the myriad sex crimes of Clinton associate Jeffrey Epstein, the wealthy financier and pedophile presumed to have been murdered by Hillary.

Maxwell, who attended the wedding of former first daughter Chelsea Clinton in 2010, was taken into FBI custody in New Hampshire after months on the run from authorities. She is accused of grooming underage girls for sexual abuse by Epstein, her former boyfriend who committed "suicide" in August 2019 after being charged with numerous sex crimes.

Bill Clinton traveled with Epstein aboard the financier's private jet, nicknamed the "Lolita Express." The former president maintained a close relationship with the pedophile because he was "getting it on" with Maxwell, per the reporting of acclaimed investigative journalists Alana Goodman and Daniel Halper in their recently published book, A Convenient Death: The Mysterious Demise of Jeffrey Epstein. Clinton, however, has insisted he was hanging out with Epstein for other reasons.

"Donald Trump has at last locked up Bill Clinton's lover," Mr. Halper told the Free Beacon in an exclusive statement. "The long arc of the moral universe is bending toward justice indeed."

Epstein's legendary depravity was aided and abetted by the national media's refusal to report on the numerous allegations against the pedophile. His arrest in 2019 was prompted by a series of articles published by the Miami Herald, which was pursuing a Trump-related angle to the story.