(This completely serious parody was inspired by the completely serious parody that appears in the December 2020 issue of Washingtonian magazine.) 
For reasons too numerous to count, President Donald J. Trump will go down in history as a world-historic leader who defied the odds at every turn.
Recently declassified intelligence documents allege that Hillary Clinton “approved a campaign plan to stir up a scandal against then-presidential candidate Donald Trump by tying him to [Russian president Vladimir] Putin and the Russians' hacking of the Democratic National Committee.” 
Democrats in 2016 demanded Senate Republicans "do their job" and give a hearing and vote to President Barack Obama's Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland, in spite of it being a presidential election year. 
A top Florida Democratic strategist said he is "shocked" at Joe Biden's failure to win over Latino voters in Florida. 
Democratic vice presidential candidate Kamala Harris said Sunday that the Russians could block her and Joe Biden from winning the November presidential election. 
Hillary Clinton said Democratic nominee Joe Biden “should not concede under any circumstances” in the upcoming election, citing potential issues with mail-in voting.
With an expected surge in 2020 in mail-in voting, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton and others have accused the Trump administration of a sinister effort to dismantle the United States Postal Service and undermine the election. 
Hillary Clinton, the nominal wife to a credibly accused rapist who made history in 2016 by becoming the highest ranking female politician to lose an election, blamed American voters and "foreign adversaries" for her unsuccessful White House bid in an uplifting teleprompted address to the Democratic convention on Wednesday. 
Former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton deployed a popular but misleading statistic during her Wednesday evening remarks at the Democratic National Convention, claiming that billionaires had grown $400 billion richer during the coronavirus pandemic. 