Donald Trump is only halfway through the first of (at least) two terms in the White House, and he has already owned more libs than any U.S. president in history. Not surprisingly, the libs have utterly lost their minds. A number of lib social media users, for example, are writing children's books about a beefcake Bob Mueller (Roberal Moral) who saves the world from "Ronald Plump."
Sneak Peek at the last page of my upcoming book: "How The People Trumped Ronald Plump"
Available for Pre-order now – Ships Nov 6th (Election Day):https://t.co/9CrreZMrU5
And YES, I am teaching our children that Trump's actions are NOT ok.
DEAL WITH IT!
Meet Robert Moral! pic.twitter.com/19PUFGv7VC
— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) August 18, 2018
Prominent lib reporter Lachlan Markay got into a slap fight with the libs who wrote the book, Ed and Brian Krassenstein, probably because he didn't think Robert "Moral" Mueller was buff enough.
Why is Bob Mueller a Chippendale dancer https://t.co/iNmuIAjnwp
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) August 19, 2018
Here are some other cartoon character men without shirts on. Make sure you cover your poor little eyes. pic.twitter.com/IvsDQVX3az
— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) August 20, 2018
The conflagration ended with Markay getting thoroughly owned by his fellow libs.
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) August 20, 2018
When it comes to owning the libs, relentlessness is key.
Follow Trump's example. Trigger them at every opportunity. Do everything in your power to make sure the libs stay owned.
If liberals are so comfortable with shirtless superheroes with chiseled bodies, then surely they won't mind these epic photos of Donald Trump with rock hard abs. Surely they'll just accept the fact that this is how real Americans see our president — as a glistening Adonis protecting America from animals who want to turn the country into a hellscape of vegan bike shops and avocado orgies.
This machine owns libs.
Feeling owned yet, libs?
How 'bout now?
Look on my abs, ye mighty, and despair!
Take that, libs!
Coming soon to a town square near you…