2020 Man of the Year: 'BBQ, Beer, Freedom' Protester

December 26, 2020

It was the afternoon of November 4, 2020, in Las Vegas, Nevada. Mere hours after closing the polls, county election officials were already doing the Biden family's bidding, assuring a group of sheeple reporters that the ballot-counting process had not been corrupted by the Democratic elite.

Enter our patriotic protagonist.

He emerged from the shadows sporting a luscious head of hair, a dynamite handlebar mustache, and—most importantly—a "BBQ, Beer, Freedom" tank top. There has been no man better equipped to speak truth to power. And like all great American orators before him—Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King, Kid Rock—he did not mince his words.

"The Biden crime family is stealing this election! The media is covering it up! The Biden crime family is stealing this election! The media is covering it up!" our hero declared boldly. "We want our freedom for the world! Give us our freedom, Joe Biden! You know Biden is covering up this election, he's stealing it!"

County officials and reporters alike watched in awe, unable to offer a rebuttal to the inspiring truth-teller. Satisfied with his exploit, the man strode away with a confident gait, likely to return to the bright lights of the Vegas strip before the Biden administration shuts it down.

We have no doubt that this straight-shooting statesman will continue to shine light on injustice for years to come. Only now, he will do so as a Washington Free Beacon Man of the Year.

Published under: Men of the Year