The Ultimate Creative Guide to Voting in Disguise

• November 16, 2018 11:47 am


It's time for Americans to accept the fact that voter fraud is here to stay. It's just another one of those peculiar social trends that eventually finds its way into the mainstream — like jogging, pretending to like soccer, and watching strangers play video games online. As always, our president gets it.

Two years might seem like a long time until the next national election, but it's never too early to start planning your "voter" disguises. It also never hurts to be prepared, which is why you should keep in mind these crucial Dos and Don'ts for committing voter fraud in disguise.


  1. Vote early, vote often
  2. Be creative!
  3. Bring a friend/date
  4. Take some time out of the day to reflect on the importance of the democratic process
  5. Have fun!


  1. Use Krazy Glue to adhere facial hair wigs
  2. Take a 2-hour break for brunch
  3. Get caught

If you're in need of some creative inspiration for your disguises, here are a few suggestions. Enjoy!

1) "Re-Count Dracula"

2) "Split Ticket"

3) "Bush v. Gore"

4. "Boater Suppression"

5) "Universal Buffrage"

6) Elections "Matter"