BEASTMODE: Hawley Says Mayorkas Responsible For Putting Thousands Of Children Into 'Indentured Servitude'

NERD ALERT: Democrat Senate Candidate Likes Magic the Gathering, Was First Male Cheerleader at Yale

NARC ALERT: Failed candidate arrested in college for lighting box of Lucky Charms on fire to get 'revenge' on neighbors smoking weed

Here’s What You Missed on Twitter This Week, Vol. 7

'Phony PR Tour': TikTok Partners With Child Advocacy Groups To Keep Kids Using App

The Ad Council and the National PTA are boosting the Chinese spyware app amid crackdowns

GOP Senator Calls for Investigation Into Missouri Transgender Medical Center's 'Sickening' Treatment of Children

Sen. Josh Hawley's investigation comes after the center's former employee released damning exposé

Bless His Heart: Missouri Democrat Debuts Southern Accent After Launching Senate Bid

Lucas Kunce tries to appeal to southern Missourians with phony accent

Convenient Timing: Pelosi Sold $3 Million of Google Stock Weeks Before DOJ Launched Antitrust Probe

‘A Mirage’: JD Vance Says Tim Ryan Never Had a Chance

Homeland Security Solicited Twitter To ‘Become Involved’ in Disinfo Board

Hawley: US Must Arm Taiwan ‘As Quickly as Possible’

China warns of imminent ‘disaster’ after US approves arms package