Associated Press

You’re Allowed to Be Happy a Hate Crime Didn’t Happen

In a shocking development, it appears that there aren’t racist Trump supporters who wander around Chicago in the bitter cold with bleach and a noose, believe that Chicago is “MAGA country,” and recognize actors from the television show Empire. Major national outlets have now confirmed local reports that Chicago PD now believe that Jussie Smollett paid two acquaintances to fake the attack.