President Donald J. Trump will follow tradition by writing a formal letter to his successor, President-elect Joe Biden, congratulating him on his electoral victory and wishing him luck following his inauguration on Jan. 20.
The Washington Free Beacon has obtained a draft copy of Trump's letter, which is posted below in full. The outgoing president writes that he wishes Biden "nothing but the best," while suggesting that the two men might "have more in common than you think."
Text as follows:
January 20, 2021
It is my great honer to offer you "Congratulations" on becoming President in the phony rigged election that I won. I wish you and your family nothing but the best during this disgraceful period in our Nation's history.
You're wife, by the way, is not a real "doctor." At least that's what people are saying. She seems like a wonderful woman (nice legs) who has said some very nasty things about me. I hope the authorities let you visit Hunter in prison after he is convicted for his many crimes, including treason. Believe me, I know what it's like to be disappointed by your children.
Perhaps we have more in common than you think. Just as your eldest male son, Beau, was unfairly taken from you under tragic circumstances, the election was stolen from me by massive vote dumps, aka "fraud," in one of the most tragic criminal acts our beautiful Country has ever seen. Look at Fulton County signatures, human drop boxes. We have the numbers. You must feel very lucky that the Democrat Party was willing to steal the election for you, but not for Crooked.
Because you are a Democrat, the China virus will "magically disappear." You will inherent the most powerful economy on Earth, stock market at record highs. Your welcome! Thanks to me, you were injected with the fastest ever vaccine that saved your life. I was already immune, as you know, after beating the virus msylef with energy and stamina. I hope you can find the courage to stop China from raping our Country.
You will face many difficult decisions in the months and years ahead. Perhaps you will come to regret your choice of a running mate, as I have come to deeply regret mine. Kamala Harris is a horrible no class person, but she is not a "pussy." Watch your back, Joe! Choosing Mike Pence was the biggest mistake of my life, with the possible exception of my marriage to Marla Maples, who was crazy but had skin like you wouldn't believe.
As my final act as President, I hereby pardon the musical artist "Lil Wayne," and myself (Donald J. Trump) for all crimes: past, present, and future.
Donald J. Trump
Update 5:24 p.m.: This post was originally published at 4 p.m.