Libs Are Furious Hot Girl Likes Republicans

Sydney Sweeney spent the weekend partying with real Americans and not a bunch of boobs

Sydney Sweeney and her patriotic brother Trent (Instagram).
August 29, 2022

Liberals lost their collective mind this weekend after discovering Hollywood starlet Sydney Sweeney enjoys spending time with Republicans.

The outrage came after Sweeney and her brother Trent shared pictures of their mother’s hoedown-themed surprise 60th birthday party. Real Americans didn’t find anything objectionable in the photos, which show the buxom Euphoria star line-dancing, riding a mechanical bull, and bouncing around in the world’s sexiest cowboy outfit.


But the dorks and degenerates who spend their time on Twitter ignored all of that, choosing to focus on Sweeney’s fellow partygoers and their "hateful" attire. One photo shows a group of revelers wearing "Make Sixty Great Again" hats. Another features a man in what seems to be a a "Blue Lives Matter" T-shirt posing with Sweeney and her mother.


Sweeney herself was not photographed wearing any of the triggering garb. But that didn’t matter to the libs, who quickly set about condemning the 24-year-old actress for not hating her friends and family.

"this sydney sweeney business literally shows that white people are not holding their family members accountable at home," wrote one Twitter user. "your activism is performative. because if not at home then where else? if not the white people in your lives closest to you then who else?"

"WHERE WAS SYDNEY SWEENEY’S FAMILY MEMBERS ON THE NIGHT OF JANUARY 6TH 2021," read one of many tweets insinuating Sweeney’s relatives were present during the Capitol riot.

Sweeney, best known for playing a teenager on HBO Max and getting naked on Amazon Prime, recently made headlines for speaking out against Hollywood elitism.

"If I wanted to take a six-month break, I don’t have income to cover that," Sweeney told the Hollywood Reporter in July. "I don’t have someone supporting me, I don’t have anyone I can turn to, to pay my bills or call for help." Some took those comments to be a subtle dig at Sweeney’s Euphoria costar Maude Apatow. Apatow’s father, Judd, is a prominent director who took his wife’s last name and in 2017 said he doesn’t think Republicans can be funny.

To her credit, Sweeney did not cower in the face of the woke mob.

"You guys this is wild," she tweeted on Saturday. "An innocent celebration for my moms milestone 60th birthday has turned into an absurd political statement, which was not the intention. Please stop making assumptions. Much love to everyone and Happy Birthday Mom!"

That’s courage. It’s the same courage that inspired Sweeney to proudly state that she "won’t stop doing" nude scenes, no matter how many buzzkill losers claim it’s "problematic" to be hot and take your clothes off on screen.

We here at the Washington Free Beacon salute Sweeney for her standing by her family, her values, and her mounds of talent. We’ve never apologized for loving freedom-loving blondes, and will always defend her right to party with her Republican relatives—and look great doing it.