
The already obvious difference between Kate Upton and lesser mortals such as Natalie Portman is now big enough to drive a truck through.
The already obvious difference between Kate Upton and lesser mortals such as Natalie Portman is now big enough to drive a truck through.
EDITORS’ NOTE: This column by the disgraced former journalist Andrew Stiles originally appeared in the May 2017 issue of War Fancy magazine, the Free Beacon’s monthly print publication and the official magazine of the Backyard Axe Throwing League. Over the weekend, hundreds of subscribers wrote letters, sent emails, and posted on social media to express their rage in response to the columnist’s views. Many threatened to cancel their subscriptions, which is somewhat odd since the Free Beacon is, well, free. Staff writer Brent Scher threatened to resign. Free Beacon ombudsman Biff Diddle reported (by proxy) that his voicemail inbox was “more repugnant than the Port-a-Pots at Taco Fest” and “gave me flashbacks to Grenada.” We have decided to republish the column here in furtherance of our ironclad commitment to free speech and unrestrained preemptive warfare in the battle for truth and enlightenment.