Electric Car Castrates Man on Biden's Watch

This is the future liberals want

September 6, 2022

The American people got a terrifying glimpse into the tech-driven childless dystopia President Joe Biden and his liberal allies are striving to achieve after a urologist in Texas last week performed what is believed to be the world's first vasectomy powered by an electric vehicle.

Dr. Christopher Yang congratulated himself on Twitter for using his $70,000 Rivian electric truck to power the castration-esque procedure after his clinic in Austin (where else?) suffered a power outage. "Power in clinic went out, patient didn't want to reschedule cause he already had time off," Yang wrote. "Procedure went great!"

This is the future liberals want. Biden is already plotting a "nationwide shift away from oil" in an effort to combat so-called climate change. Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg wants to force Americans to buy electric "cars" that cost more than the median household income in the United States.

Liberals are constantly whining about how having children is bad for the environment. New York Times columnist Ezra Klein says he is constantly asked if it is morally irresponsible to have kids "knowing they will contribute to the climate crisis the world faces." These people are mentally unwell.

Alas, deploying a fleet of government-owned electric vehicles to euthanize America's children or to prevent adults from procreating by performing taxpayer-funded vasectomies, hysterectomies, and castrations is the inevitable next step in the Democratic Party's overarching quest to help college-educated professionals feel better about themselves.

Americans of good conscience have a duty to resist this depraved tyranny with all our might.