Uncle Joe Falls Off the Creep Wagon

Former vice president and 2020 frontrunner Joe Biden is a male feminist icon who has done more to eliminate the scourge of manspreading than most “real feminists” could ever hope to achieve in their lifetimes. And yet he’s struggled to shed his notorious reputation as a handsy, feely creep.

Eric Swalwell, the Thirstiest Candidate

Eric Swalwell, a U.S. congressman from California, is one of the random white dudes running in the 2020 Democratic primary. You might have seen him on television, because the networks are always in need of someone to talk about the Trump-Russia conspiracy, especially after 2018 Free Beacon Man of the Year Michael Avenatti was indicted.

13 News Items That Will Make You Want to Cower Under a Warm Blanket and Await the Inevitability of Civilizational Doom

At a time when the American economy is humming along, and the country finally has a president with the stamina, both physical and intellectual, necessary to deliver historical success after historical success to the people of Planet Earth, it is easy to overlook the fact that, in spite of Donald Trump’s unprecedented genius, civilization is almost certainly doomed to fail in our lifetimes.