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Rich White Liberals Prefer Liz Warren

Polls show Warren has more wealthy, white supporters than Biden, Buttigieg


The unreasonably large field of candidates seeking the 2020 Democratic nomination is starting to narrow. The third debate in Houston on Sept. 12 will, for the first time, consist of a single night with 10 candidates on stage. Only three of those candidates—former Vice President Joe Biden, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I., Vt.), and Elizabeth Warren (D., Mass.)—have a realistic shot of winning the nomination.

Report: Rich Liberals Are Suffering, Too

'There are dogs barking and they're just not doing anything'


America is experiencing an epidemic of anxiety in all its forms—emotional, economic, social, cultural, and so on. The economy might be strong, but the American people are suffering. Even rich liberals are beginning to feel the sting of hardship.

American Greatness Under Threat: KFC Dabbles in Plant-Based ‘Chicken’

A gateway drug to full communism?


One of President Donald J. Trump's favorite restaurants has surrendered to the liberal mob. KFC, the fast-food chain with an acronym that used to stand for "Kentucky Fried Chicken," has begun serving vegan fried "chicken" with the help of Beyond Meat, the controversial "food" corporation specializing in plant-based meat alternatives that envisions itself as "the future of protein."

Hillary Clinton Wants to Appease Our Enemies

Actual scientific evidence suggests that Trump's hurricane policy is working


In response to a recent Axios report on President Donald J. Trump's unwillingness to rule out a nuclear strike against menacing weather hurricanes that threaten American lives, Clinton posted a comment on the popular social networking website Twitter.

ANALYSIS: How Donald Trump Physically Dominated the G7 Summit

America prevails again


Using a number of advanced techniques deployed by elite negotiators, President Trump successfully demonstrated physical supremacy over his so-called "peers."  According to the analysis, Trump's unapologetic display of American dominance stands in marked contrast to the supine deference of his predecessor, Barack Obama.

FLASHBACK: When Liberals Got Mad and Protested David Koch for Giving $100 Million to a Hospital

'No justice, no peace!' they chanted


Libertarian philanthropist David Koch has passed away at the age of 79. The gay-rights advocate and patron of the arts was, along with his brother Charles Koch, one of the most reviled individuals in American politics among journalists and other left-wing activists, even when they were doing ostensibly uncontroversial things such as donating large amounts of money to a hospital.

Obamas Strike Blow for Economic Justice, Donate Millions in Exchange for Massive Beachfront Estate

Former president conquers 'wealth anxiety'


Celebrity authors Barack and Michelle Obama are striking a blow for social, economic, and climate justice, vowing to donate an undisclosed eight-figure sum to Boston Celtics owner Wyc Grousbeck in exchange for his massive beachfront estate on Martha's Vineyard, the luxury island vacation spot popular with Northeastern elites, boat-shoed bon vivants, and other rich freaks who use "summer" as a verb and donate to Pete Buttigieg.

America Aches for Lincoln Chafee

The hero we need, but don't deserve


The American people may finally get a presidential candidate worthy of the Oval Office. Lincoln Chafee, the former governor and U.S. Senator from Rhode Island, is reportedly open to running for president in 2020 on the Libertarian Party ticket.

San Fran City Govt’s Response to Rising Crime Rate: Change ‘Convicted Felon’ to ‘Justice-Involved Person’

Crime industry welcomes "person first" terminology


The San Francisco Board of Supervisors proposed new language guidelines to re-shape the way people talk about those in the crime industry. Words such as "felon," "offender," and "convict" would be replaced by "person first" terminology. Under the proposal, a convicted criminal would be referred to as a "formerly incarcerated person," or "justice-involved individual," or even a "returning resident."