Suggested Exhibits for the Barack H. Obama Presidential Museum

President Barack Obama’s post-White House vacation continues to be plagued by scandal. Just days after Duke basketball star Zion Williamson suffered a freak injury when his shoe exploded on Obama’s watch, the former POTUS did something so egregious that even some journalists were compelled to criticize him. Obama's presidential library will not be a library …

The Michael Scott Mnemonic Memorization Guide to the 2020 Democratic Primary

President Donald J. Trump has been spending some Executive Time in recent days trying to come up with suitable nicknames for the Democrat lawmakers seeking to challenge him in 2020. But before Trump can start handing out zany monikers, he’s going to have to learn all the candidates’ names, which could be a challenge with so …

Woke Capitalism On The March: Corporate Ads Are Getting Thirstier And Thirstier

Corporate advertising, and capitalism in general, just keeps getting woker by the day. Gillette is re-imagining masculinity. Pepsi embarrassed itself with an ad featuring Kendall Jenner achieving social justice by giving a police officer a cold beverage during a protest. Ben & Jerry’s officially joined the #Resistance. Our corporate overlords have figured out that public displays …

Former New York Times Boss Jill Abramson’s Plagiarism Scandal Raises Tough Questions

Jill Abramson, the former executive editor of the New York Times, is embroiled in a plagiarism scandal following the publication of her long-awaited book, Merchants of Truth: The Business of News and the Fight for Facts. Vice News correspondent Michael Moynihan, among others, identified several passages in Abramson’s book that appear to have been directly lifted …

REVEALED: Eastern Virginia Medical School Class Notes

The scandal engulfing Virginia Governor Ralph Northam (R) was sparked by the discovery of a racist photo published in the Eastern Virginia Medical School yearbook. The Free Beacon decided to investigate further, and has obtained a copy of the EVMS alumni newsletter published in December 2018. We were particularly intrigued by the “Class Notes” section, in which Northam is featured along with other notable alums. Enjoy!

This Is What A Winning Centrist Platform Looks Like

Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz, the presumptive 2020 frontrunner should he enter the presidential race as an independent, has struck fear in the hearts of his fellow Democrats and envy in the bowels of Obama alumni who didn’t get a lucrative consulting gig of their own. The Democratic primary, already underway, promises to be an …