Andrew Stiles is senior writer at the Washington Free Beacon. He can be reached at stiles@freebeacon.com.
Rep. Tulsi Gabbard's (D., Hawaii) decision to suspend her female presidential campaign on Thursday ensures America's 232-year streak of having a male commander in chief will remain unbroken. 
"Global warming" is a threat to humanity, according to libs. But, assuming it's real, it might be our only hope of containing the greater threat posed by the Wuhan bat virus. 
Public events are being canceled left and right as America attempts to combat the Wuhan pandemic unleashed by China. Nevertheless, Democratic primary voters persisted in their efforts to anoint former vice president Joe Biden as their party's nominee in 2020. 
Former vice president Joe Biden, the presumptive Democratic nominee for president, will receive Secret Service protection beginning on Tuesday. The move comes after a series of disruptions at Biden campaign events, such as the time a pair of menacing "anti-dairy" vegan protestors rushed the stage while Biden was speaking at a Super Tuesday rally in Los Angeles. 
Notwithstanding the national disruption caused by the coronavirus pandemic, the Democratic primary remains (sort of) a going concern. Democratic voters in at least three states—Arizona, Florida, and Illinois—are set to cast ballots on Tuesday, and the results of these primaries are expected to be favorable to former vice president Joe Biden. 
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R., S.C.) on Sunday announced that he had tested negative for the Wuhan virus. Meanwhile, two elderly Democrats exhibited flu-like symptoms while auditioning to become the candidate who will inevitably lose to President Donald J. Trump in November. (Spoiler: It's Joe Biden.) 
Stock markets plummeted on Thursday at the news that former vice president Joe Biden had, for the first time ever, overtaken President Donald J. Trump as the betting-odds favorite to win the 2020 election. 
Democratic primary voters on Tuesday faced a crucial choice between an elderly socialist and his younger challenger. By a considerable margin, youth prevailed. 
Former vice president Joe Biden doesn't always do interviews, but when he does, he prefers a man. Biden, the 77-year-old candidate who smashed the dreams of millions of little girls across the country by forcing Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D., Mass.) to end her campaign, recently shunned MSNBC's Rachel Maddow in a brazen act of misogyny. 
"I have no regrets; I'm a very grateful person," twice-failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton says toward the end of Hillary, the new Hulu documentary series about her life. Like many of her public statements over the years, especially those requiring a modicum of self-reflection, it's not very convincing. The average viewer will understand by then, if they've managed to suffer through the full four-hour running time, what Hillary wishes she could say in front of the camera: "I don't deserve this; I've done nothing wrong." 