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FLASHFORWARD: Highlights from the President Trump Email Dump (Part One)

AP
September 2, 2015

The release of Hillary Clinton's undeleted State Department emails raises many troubling questions about her mental capacity and the obsequiousness of her inner circle. As she is constantly reminding us, we're only reading these emails thanks to her ironclad commitment to transparency.

Speaking of iron, when Donald Trump becomes president and makes America great again, he will presumably use email to conduct his affairs. Which means it is only a matter of time before his emails are also released to the public. What might they look like? Here's an exclusive look:

Impeachment:

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Mount Trump (part 1):

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Favor for a friend:

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Mount Trump (part 2):

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State of the Union:

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SCOTUS:

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