There is a bulging boatload of politically themed merchandise for sale on the Internet. Even Lincoln Chafee got swag. There is, not surprisingly, a vast inventory of Hillary Clinton-themed merchandise for fans and detractors alike. Here are some of the hottest Hillary items money can buy, for all your holiday shopping needs:
One of the most traumatizing things a human being has ever had to endure is sitting at a table with family members and listening to opinions he disagrees with. Sonny Bunch has written a helpful guide for how to survive this excruciating scenario. Hopefully it never happens to you. But just in case, here are some talking points to deploy against your idiot granddad who listens to teabag talk radio.*
The Republican National Committee has unveiled two finalists for the official logo of the 2016 GOP convention in Cleveland. One of the these final designs, obtained exclusively by the Free Beacon, will be used as the logo for next year’s event, depending on which candidate Republican voters select as the party’s nominee. Here they are:
Celebs love to pal around with Hillary Clinton, but sometimes the former secretary of state would rather hang out with people her own age. Fortunately, there’s Sting. The aging rocker will perform in New York City next month at a fundraiser fort he Hillary Victory Fund. About 100 people are expected to attend, including Bill Clinton.
It’s been one hell of a week since the terror attacks in Paris. America’s politician and thought leaders have covered themselves in glory, and covered everyone else in the sticky hotness of their takes. We deserve Donald Trump, and there is a not unrealistic scenario in which he will actually become president. But he probably won’t. Hillary remains the most likely winner in 2016, in which case we’ll get eight more years on uninspired gridlock and, if we’re lucky, a handful of donor-friendly bipartisan deals and/or bungled wars. We’d deserve that, too, just like we deserved a Thursday night football game between the 2-7 Tennessee Titans and the 3-6 Jacksonville Jaguars. (Final score: 19-13.)
Hillary Clinton gave a speech Thursday at the Council on Foreign Relation, where she outlined her genius plan to defeat ISIS (Step 1: Defeat ISIS). She also offered a few more specific proposals [emphasis added]:
Hillary Clinton just gave pretty hawkish sounding speech on the problem posed by ISIS at the Council on Foreign Relations. Here is the transcript. Her campaign chairman John Podesta tweeted along as she outlined her genius plan to defeat the terror group.
America’s thought leaders have been thought-leading pretty hard about the question of what the makeshift conglomerate of genocidal gang rape enthusiasts known as ISIS really wants. Many people think they know the answer, but sometimes thinking insightful thoughts is no substitute for aggressive, fact-based reporting, which is why the Free Beacon is publishing this official list ISIS demands, obtained exclusively Islamic State press secretary Ibrahim al-Dipshit:
Everyone knows that America is largely responsible for causing terrorism and creating more terrorists. What the Islamic State really wants, according to our most respected thought leaders, is for the United States to try to stop terrorism. If we do this, or if we use “inflammatory rhetoric,” it will only create more jihadis, and give them an even greater “rationale” for killing people they don’t like, to quote our secretary of state.