Which Hillary Clinton Laugh Are You?

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Even in her old age, Hillary Clinton continues to enchant us with her natural charm. Who can deny the disarming allure of Clinton’s laugh? No one. Her cheery chuckle is an otherworldly sonic force that strains our physical capacity to experience beauty via the ear canal. And yet, at the same time, it holds within its coy harmonic grasp the raw essence of humanity. This is why we love her so.

That laugh we’ve all come to adore comes in many forms. Which one are you?

Hillary Clinton Beclowns the Media

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It is the year 2015, and this is an actual headline from one of the most respected institutions in the field of journalism—the Associated Press—for its story on Hillary Clinton’s paid speech to a group of female tech executives in California:

From the Clinton Foundation, a Heaping Pile of Corporate Bullsh*t

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The Clintons just can’t help themselves. As Bloomberg editor John Heilemann said on Monday: “Their obsession with money…has been a hallmark of their careers.” When the Wall Street Journal revealed last week that the Bill, Hillary, & Clinton Foundation had quietly dropped its prohibition on donations from foreign governments, many thought it was an especially sleazy move, even for the Clintons. The foundation’s initial response was defensive and evasive, agreeing only to reevaluate its acceptance of foreign donations “should [Hillary] decide to run for office.”