Black Friday Special: 75 Swagtastic Hillary Clinton-Themed Gifts For The Holidays


There is a bulging boatload of politically themed merchandise for sale on the Internet. Even Lincoln Chafee got swag. There is, not surprisingly, a vast inventory of Hillary Clinton-themed merchandise for fans and detractors alike. Here are some of the hottest Hillary items money can buy, for all your holiday shopping needs:

EXCLUSIVE: Republican Party Unveils Official Logo(s) for 2016 Convention

Fair child considers a God. (AP)

The Republican National Committee has unveiled two finalists for the official logo of the 2016 GOP convention in Cleveland. One of the these final designs, obtained exclusively by the Free Beacon, will be used as the logo for next year’s event, depending on which candidate Republican voters select as the party’s nominee. Here they are:

Aging Pop Star to Fundraise for Prominent Grandmother


Celebs love to pal around with Hillary Clinton, but sometimes the former secretary of state would rather hang out with people her own age. Fortunately, there’s Sting. The aging rocker will perform in New York City next month at a fundraiser fort he Hillary Victory Fund. About 100 people are expected to attend, including Bill Clinton.

Turn the Lights Out, Burn It All Down

Nothing matters.

It’s been one hell of a week since the terror attacks in Paris. America’s politician and thought leaders have covered themselves in glory, and covered everyone else in the sticky hotness of their takes. We deserve Donald Trump, and there is a not unrealistic scenario in which he will actually become president. But he probably won’t. Hillary remains the most likely winner in 2016, in which case we’ll get eight more years on uninspired gridlock and, if we’re lucky, a handful of donor-friendly bipartisan deals and/or bungled wars. We’d deserve that, too, just like we deserved a Thursday night football game between the 2-7 Tennessee Titans and the 3-6 Jacksonville Jaguars. (Final score: 19-13.)

Hillary Clinton Has a Genius Strategy to Defeat ISIS

Nailed it. (AP)

Hillary Clinton just gave pretty hawkish sounding speech on the problem posed by ISIS at the Council on Foreign Relations. Here is the transcript. Her campaign chairman John Podesta tweeted along as she outlined her genius plan to defeat the terror group.

QUIZ: Can You Spot the Real New Republic Contributor?

Glory days.

The December 2015 issue of the (new) New Republic features some rather unique contributor bios next to the masthead. We’ve listed them below, and mixed in some fake examples. See if you can tell which is which.



America’s thought leaders have been thought-leading pretty hard about the question of what the makeshift conglomerate of genocidal gang rape enthusiasts known as ISIS really wants. Many people think they know the answer, but sometimes thinking insightful thoughts is no substitute for aggressive, fact-based reporting, which is why the Free Beacon is publishing this official list ISIS demands, obtained exclusively Islamic State press secretary Ibrahim al-Dipshit:

ANALYSIS: Obama Causes Terrorism


Everyone knows that America is largely responsible for causing terrorism and creating more terrorists. What the Islamic State really wants, according to our most respected thought leaders, is for the United States to try to stop terrorism. If we do this, or if we use “inflammatory rhetoric,” it will only create more jihadis, and give them an even greater “rationale” for killing people they don’t like, to quote our secretary of state.