Sean Spicer must be getting tired of winning. The beloved former White House press secretary advanced to the next round on ABC's Dancing With The Stars on Monday thanks to the overwhelming support of the voting public.
Spicer's nautically themed jazz routine was panned by the so-called judges, but the will of the people carried the day after President Donald Trump urged Americans to cast votes for his former aide.
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— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 5, 2019
Spicer's success on the dance floor has, predictably, caused the nation's libs to lose their degenerate minds and abandon their faith in direct democracy. Aggrieved Trump haters have become increasingly agitated as popular support continues to propel Spicer towards an inevitable victory in spite of his low scores.
America's libs, who have been thoroughly owned since Trump's election victory in 2016, have whined constantly about the superiority of the so-called "popular vote," a meaningless metric by which Hillary Clinton might have won the presidency. And yet the libs can't accept the fact that Spicer's fate on Dancing With The Stars is ultimately determined by the people, as opposed to unelected "experts."
A number of these libs expressed their anxiety over Spicer's success—and democracy itself—on the popular social networking website Twitter.
Few things illustrate the absolute death cult that is Trump’s hardcore superfans as perfectly as tens of thousands of people watching Sean Spicer dance extremely poorly and then voting that he was actually the best, anyway, because MAGA or something
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) November 5, 2019
— Francesca (@BarstoolFran) November 5, 2019
I’m not going to Tweet any photos or add snarky comments about the fact that Sean Spicer is on #DWTS28. I’ll just add that this is all just demented. He shouldn’t be on a TV show getting more attention & making money. He should probably be in jail—or in some way held accountable.
— Paul Rieckhoff (@PaulRieckhoff) November 5, 2019
— Sir Allen Baxter (@elbaxto) November 5, 2019
The New York Times even published a critical review in its Arts section denouncing the will of the people as "outrageous."
Sean Spicer's dancing has consistently been the worst on "Dancing With the Stars," our critic says. Yet he's still on. https://t.co/ray0AgpvfF
— New York Times Arts (@nytimesarts) November 5, 2019