Dance Legend Sean Spicer Causes Bitter Libs to Lose Faith in Democracy

Trump haters denounce 'popular vote' as public support propels beloved former press secretary to victory

Sean Spicer must be getting tired of winning. The beloved former White House press secretary advanced to the next round on ABC's Dancing With The Stars on Monday thanks to the overwhelming support of the voting public.

Spicer's nautically themed jazz routine was panned by the so-called judges, but the will of the people carried the day after President Donald Trump urged Americans to cast votes for his former aide.

Spicer's success on the dance floor has, predictably, caused the nation's libs to lose their degenerate minds and abandon their faith in direct democracy. Aggrieved Trump haters have become increasingly agitated as popular support continues to propel Spicer towards an inevitable victory in spite of his low scores.

America's libs, who have been thoroughly owned since Trump's election victory in 2016, have whined constantly about the superiority of the so-called "popular vote," a meaningless metric by which Hillary Clinton might have won the presidency. And yet the libs can't accept the fact that Spicer's fate on Dancing With The Stars is ultimately determined by the people, as opposed to unelected "experts."

A number of these libs expressed their anxiety over Spicer's success—and democracy itself—on the popular social networking website Twitter.

The New York Times even published a critical review in its Arts section denouncing the will of the people as "outrageous."

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