What happened: European bureaucrats in dreary Ireland are plotting the murder of roughly 200,000 cows in order to combat so-called climate change.
• The mass execution is one of the options being considered by the Irish government as it scrambles to satisfy the European Union's draconian emissions targets by 2030.
Context: European libs aren't the only ones trying to erase cows from existence. In 2019, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D., N.Y.) promoted the controversial Green New Deal legislation using a fact sheet promising to "fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes."
Why it matters: Liberal activists have long sought to alleviate their personality disorders, sometimes referred to as "climate anxiety," by killing innocent animals.
• More recently, Democrats in New York and New Jersey have started slaughtering harmless whales in order to build a massive and unsightly offshore wind farm in the Atlantic Ocean.
Cows are next on the kill list. Can humans be far behind?
Bottom line: Libs want these adorable creatures to die.