Analysis: If Joe Biden Can't Defend His Own Skin from the Sun, How Can He Defend America?

81 year old suffers severe sunburn on vacation less than a year after surgery to remove cancerous growth

January 3, 2024

What happened: President Joe Biden was photographed sporting a severe Irish sunburn prior to departing the Caribbean island of St. Croix, where the 81 year old was enjoying a week-long family vacation.

Crucial context: Biden had a cancerous skin legion removed from his chest in February 2023, but that hasn't stopped the president from baring his semi-nude body on the beach during one of his many vacations. Indeed, a shirtless Biden was spotted snoozing by the shore in Delaware several months after the skin procedure.

Why it matters: What the hell was Biden thinking? His rapidly deteriorating body is the only thing that stands in the way of Kamala Harris becoming president of the United States, an outcome that would destroy the country. Biden's reckless behavior raises troubling questions about his fitness for office. It's imperative that he survive at least until Jan. 20, 2025, when Donald Trump will be sworn in for a second term.

• Biden's disgusting octogenarian skin is wrinkled, spotted, stretchy, ancient, and prone to cancer. If he is unwilling or unable to defend it from the sun's ultraviolet radiation, how can we expect him to defend the United States of America and our cherished Constitution against foreign and domestic threats? (Answer: We can't.)

What they're saying: "Where was the caregiver?" asked radio host Bo Snerdley. It's a great question. We know first lady Dr. Jill Biden, Ed.D., was with her husband on vacation. How could she let this happen?

Bottom line: We're doomed.

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