Jon Stewart, comedian, proficient starer and DESTROYER of conservatives, retired last August from The Daily Show, Comedy Central's low-rated but highly covered satirical news program.
The media, which totally does not lean left and how dare you imply they do, took the announcement like a death in the family.
More than a few adults have wondered how on Earth they are to make sense of this rollicking election without Stewart's predictable anti-Republican jokes and shouting of obscenities that apparently qualify him to pass for America's conscience.
But never fear! He's back! And what did he do?
FATALITY.*
If you missed the retired comedian's appearance on David Axelrod's podcast, don't worry. The media has you covered.
It you're more of a TV person, the talkers were on this, too.
Thank God for his return. Hope had almost run out. Trump will now disappear into oblivion.
*This is not an incorrect assessment of Mr. Trump.