10 Other Historical Events that Really Happened, According to Donald Trump

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Donald Trump lives in the tallest, most luxurious towers, which enables him to see things most commoners can’t. On September 11, 2001, he bore witness as a massive mob gathered in New Jersey to celebrated the terrorist attacks, which Mr. Trump correctly predicted. The poorly managed, money-losing media conglomerates that cower in fear at the thought of a Trump presidency have refused to acknowledge this celebration took place. Anti-truth zealots will do anything to damage the credibility of a noble billionaire who tells it like it is.