10 Other Historical Events that Really Happened, According to Donald Trump


Donald Trump lives in the tallest, most luxurious towers, which enables him to see things most commoners can’t. On September 11, 2001, he bore witness as a massive mob gathered in New Jersey to celebrated the terrorist attacks, which Mr. Trump correctly predicted. The poorly managed, money-losing media conglomerates that cower in fear at the thought of a Trump presidency have refused to acknowledge this celebration took place. Anti-truth zealots will do anything to damage the credibility of a noble billionaire who tells it like it is.