MSNBC Hosts Want to Steal Your Children

MSNBC host Melissa Harris-Perry laments that we’ve always had “kind of a private notion of children” and that we “haven’t had a very collective notion” of children. “We have to break through our kind of private idea that kids belong to their parents, or kids belong to their families,” she intones. No, for serious!

I’m just going to throw this out there right now: I will PayPal $20 in cold hard electronic cash out of my personal funds to the first person who makes a decent mashup of Harris-Perry and “All Your Base Are Belong to Us”:

All your kids your kids / kids kids / All your kids / Are belong to us!