Imagine my surprise when my boss ordered me to be an actual journalist yesterday. For obvious reasons, I couldn't say no—despite the significance of the date. Yesterday just so happened to be the second-most important day of the year (next to the college football season kickoff).
Because yesterday was Katherine Elizabeth Upton's 22nd birthday.
But you know what they say: Good things come to those who wait.
Kate’s latest swim smoke video is so good, I dabbled with some tunes to give the video some extra "juice" (No White Ford Bronco). With proper tunes, you can turn the above drop of perfection into this...
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Some Kate Upton GIFs speak for themselves.
Let's just let the shawty party. It's her birthday.
Perhaps the best use of musical accompaniment is the song that inspired Kate herself.
Happy belated birthday, Kate!
We wouldn't be the same without you.
