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Eight Movies to Watch Before the U.K. Royal Wedding

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

Early Saturday morning, the United Kingdom’s Prince Harry will marry actress Meghan Markle in a grand ceremony. While British subjects are well-accustomed to viewing the nuptials of their German overlords, Markle is an American, leading to increased interest on this side of the pond. Here are eight films Americans can watch to better acquaint themselves with Britain and the British monarchy.

This Art History Secret Suggests Hillary Clinton’s Health Is Worse Than We Thought

Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign has been plagued by questions about her health. Those questions intensified after she collapsed in New York City in mid-September and then took several days off from campaigning to recover from pneumonia. Is Hillary OK? Does she have dysphasia, as Katrina Pierson, M.D., has suggested? Does she require an old person’s walker, an advanced exoskeleton, or an elaborate system of pulleys and wires to move, as other experts have suggested? Why does she ride in SUVs with “like almost a little step that comes down,” AKA retractable running boards? The answer to all these questions may be contained in clues from an esoteric corner of the art world.

Hillary Clinton, #TCOT Warrior

Ever since her speech on the alt-right, Hillary Clinton has been making no bones about her support for Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, John McCain, and other conservative luminaries. Her newfound sympathies have been on full display in her tweets.

Gawker Employees and Other Monsters of History Remember Gawker

Washington, D.C. — New York gossip rag Gawker ceased operations yesterday following owner Nick Denton’s inability to unload the property at auction, prompting a seemingly endless flow of sentimental essays, whiny laments about the power of the wealthy, and treacly thinkpieces about the demise of the once-proud website.

Why Melania Trump’s Speech Was Perfect, With Pictures

A lot of attention is being paid to accusations that Melania Trump may have snatched a line or two of her convention speech from Michelle Obama, but the truth is that nobody really remembers Michelle's 2008 speech and, in my opinion, Melania's will never be forgotten.

PANIC: Liberal Elites Launch Coordinated Attack on Bernie Sanders as Clinton Falters

All the unbiased experts agree that Bernie Sanders demolished Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primary debate that nobody watched on Sunday night. The affable socialist from Vermont is surging in the polls and raising millions by the day. Hillary Clinton is doing what she does best: underperforming in a Democratic primary due to an egregious lack of charisma and political skill.