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Trump asserts dominance over inferior opponents on the golf course, emasculated liberals fly into jealous rage

Liberal social media users are losing their minds over a reported anecdote involving President Donald J. Trump's unprecedented prowess on the golf course. Notorious lib and Antifa sympathizer Lachlan Markay, for example, wrote that he was "absolutely dumbfounded" by the story, which was recently recounted by sports writer Rick Reilly, author of Tiger, Meet My Sister... And Other Things I Probably Shouldn't Have Said, in an interview with Vox.