PA Poll: Trump Trails Top Democrats, Except Beto

A new Quinnipiac poll has some bad news for President Donald J. Trump, but even worse news for the bumbling campaign of Beto O’Rourke, the heiress husband and failed Senate candidate who is running for president for reasons yet to be determined.

The Time I Wore a Pink ‘Feel The Bern’ Fedora to Sunday Lunch at The Original Cracker Barrel in Lebanon, Tennessee

I would not do well in a soccer culture. As much as I love my kids, I’m not really bothered by the fact that I’ve been banned from attending their games. (I allegedly brandished a firearm in a threatening manner, big whoop.) Their most recent contest, for example, ended in a 0-0 tie. There’s just not a lot of actual winning in soccer, no matter the final score, and that’s true all the way up to the professional level. It is, without a doubt, a thoroughly socialist affair.

Our Alpha Male President

Liberal social media users are losing their minds over a reported anecdote involving President Donald J. Trump’s unprecedented prowess on the golf course. Notorious lib and Antifa sympathizer Lachlan Markay, for example, wrote that he was “absolutely dumbfounded” by the story, which was recently recounted by sports writer Rick Reilly, author of Tiger, Meet My Sister… And Other Things I Probably Shouldn’t Have Said, in an interview with Vox.