Some people love Paris Hilton but many more people hate her.
I had no strong feelings on the hotel heiress before yesterday, when I heard that she told some Australian talk show hosts that she had voted for Donald Trump.
After seeing how she was treated after the admission, I have landed firmly on #TeamParis.
Jezebel predictably decided to slut-shame Hilton by making her 2016 vote all about a sex tape of her that was filmed in 2001. Hilton has been dealing with this sort of treatment ever since the tape was released, according to a CNN interview she did in 2011.
"People look at me, they think that I'm something I'm not just because of one incident, one night with someone who I was in love with," Hilton said.
"People assume 'Oh, she's a slut' because of one thing that happened to me and it's hard because I'll have to live with that for the rest of my life and explain it to my children," Hilton said. "And it's something that's changed my life forever and I'll never be able to erase it."
My NFL picks for this week's slate of games are all about Hilton, who deserves better. Here are my eight picks for week 11:
Tennessee Titans AT Indianapolis Colts
PICK: Titans +3
Aside from voting for Trump, Hilton did exactly what every other celebrity did this election: Tell everybody that it is the "most important" election ever.
She followed that up by telling people to vote for her using the slogan Make America Hot Again.
Chicago Bears AT New York Giants
PICK: Bears +7.5
This has been her joke since 2008, when she made this absurd video about running for president.
Buffalo Bills AT Cincinnati Bengals
PICK: Bills +2.5
Even I—a fan—can admit that the song is not very good. I've pulled out some of the best parts.
Miami Dolphins AT Los Angeles Rams
PICK: Rams +1.5
People can say what they want about her, but if Hilton is good enough for Carl's Jr., she is good enough for me.
I don't advise that anybody skip over the Spicy BBQ Six Dollar Burger commercial, but I pulled out some of the highlights anyway.
Baltimore Ravens AT Dallas Cowboys
PICK: Cowboys -7
Perhaps equally as important as that Carl's Jr. ad is that it influenced this Texas-themed Carl's Jr. ad.
Let's go Cowboys. The ad, better than the original in my opinion, features model Hannah Ferguson, but Hilton makes a cameo.
Here are some Hannah Ferguson highlights, too:
Philadelphia Eagles AT Seattle Seahawks
PICK: Eagles +6.5
And here are a lot more of Hilton, who seems like a fine person to me.
Houston Texans AT Oakland Raiders
PICK: Raiders -5.5
I don't get the feeling Hilton is much into football, but she kind of looks like a Raiders fan here, so I'll finish this off by taking Oakland.