CNN had big news on Tuesday night about the nascent presidential candidacy of Mayor Pete Buttigieg: He and Vice President Mike Pence are in a full-on feud.
— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) April 9, 2019
The word "feud" has strong implications, suggesting the two figures are engaged in a fierce tit-for-tat, trading insults and barbed language. (President Donald Trump has a lot of feuds.) What a disappointment it is that the two are not, in fact, in a feud at all, but rather one person seeking to boost his national profile is attacking the other person. It's really not that exciting.
"If me being gay was a choice, it was a choice that was made far, far above my pay grade," Buttigieg said. "And that's the thing I wish the Mike Pences of the world would understand. That if you got a problem with who I am, your problem is not with me — your quarrel, sir, is with my creator."
The blistering response from Pence can be summed up here:
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— Twitter (@Twitter) November 29, 2018
All we have is a tweet from his spokesman pointing out the last time Pence mentioned Buttigieg publicly was to gush over him as a "dedicated public servant" whom he held in the "highest personal guard" when Buttigieg came out in 2015. The crux of Dan Merica's CNN "feud" article was Karen Pence saying the two had a "great relationship" and it was clear Buttigieg was trying to "get some notoriety" with his remarks.
After what I can only call a pouncing on Twitter—maybe it was a seizing—CNN changed the headline to "Karen Pence responds to Pete Buttigieg's criticism of her husband: ‘They've always had a great relationship," which isn't as much fun as a feud.
It's Adam Rippon all over again, the gay figure skater who began taking potshots at Pence last year when the vice president led the country's Winter Olympic delegation to South Korea.
You might remember that tedious storyline where Rippon expressed outrage at Pence's role in the Olympics over the false notion that he supported the practice of gay conversion therapy, an impression based off one misinterpreted line from a 2000 campaign flier.
Then, when Rippon got a lot of attention for it, he got mad about getting a lot of attention for it.
— Mediaite (@Mediaite) February 13, 2018
Pence's eventual reply: I hope you have a good Olympics and go Team USA. Feud!
I don't agree with Pence's stance on same-sex marriage, but I think you can oppose the practice on religious grounds and not be a bigot. If people disagree, then they believe our 44th president was a terrible homophobe during his first term in office. That isn't very convenient though.
So we get numerous examples of progressives hoping against hope that Pence is SO MAD at Rippon and Buttigieg, or gets SO MAD at things like shaking hands with a gay couple visiting the White House or seeing people wave gay pride flags or John Oliver releasing a children's book making fun of his daughter's by having a gay bunny character.
Please enjoy Irish Prime Minister Leo Varadkar bringing his boyfriend to meet Mike Pence pic.twitter.com/y3PrlLSjNk
— NowThis (@nowthisnews) March 17, 2019
— Queerty (@Queerty) March 19, 2018
Yet, somehow, Pence carries on living his life in spite of his obvious boiling rage.