We live in serious times. We are led by serious politicians whose noble actions are dutifully reported by a serious media. There is hope for the future. Or maybe not. One thing is certain: If you read the following political headlines you will immediately be compelled to trade in all of your possessions for an enchanted accordion and lead a band of blissful gypsies on a spiritual quest into the unknown wilderness. Enjoy!
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Trump signs woman's chest; WATCH: https://t.co/bm4QcHzE2A pic.twitter.com/bhTupX5f6l
— The Hill (@thehill) December 3, 2015
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On the stump, @marcorubio craves liquid refreshment — just don't serve it in a stemmed glass https://t.co/ZCWYPD0oyx pic.twitter.com/0Di3WtugkY — POLITICO (@politico) December 7, 2015
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Hillary Clinton urges Silicon Valley to "disrupt" ISIS, "the most effective recruiter in the world" https://t.co/hEEoJlcbhz
— The New York Times (@nytimes) December 6, 2015
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Obama does quick change after terror speech to make Kennedy Center Honors: https://t.co/1LlGvylGwe pic.twitter.com/NpGZEZrI2X — The Hill (@thehill) December 7, 2015
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Bernie Sanders wins Time's Person of the Year readers' poll https://t.co/J7wqcVtuC0 | Getty pic.twitter.com/7XKUy3YDK7
— POLITICO (@politico) December 7, 2015
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Media Barge into San Bernardino Shooters' Apartment https://t.co/mBitOHYXIu pic.twitter.com/3Op3rFY5TV
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) December 4, 2015
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No one’s proposed solution to the San Bernardino shooting would have prevented it https://t.co/vUnWxQUF5f — Post Politics (@postpolitics) December 7, 2015
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Just let the Republicans win: Maybe things need to get really bad before America wakes up https://t.co/Q706TYVhan pic.twitter.com/uFYwXYohrh
— Salon.com (@Salon) December 7, 2015
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Behind the scenes of the sensitive monthslong operation consuming the White House this month: 20 holiday parties https://t.co/uxFjOMkYl0
— Julie Davis (@juliehdavis) December 7, 2015
BONUS:
Ralph Peters Calls Obama a ‘Total Pussy’ on Live Television https://t.co/myI8AmrtmK (h/t @mmfa) https://t.co/aUtkWNBp8m
— Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) December 7, 2015