Kamala Harris has assembled an impressively broad coalition of weirdos and deviants since "earning" the Democratic presidential nomination. Childless cat ladies who suffer from "climate grief"? Check. Billionaire football WAGs? Check. Clinically depressed wine moms? Check. Dick Cheney, the neocon formerly known (to Democrats) as "Satan"? Checkmate.
In recent days Harris appears to have locked up another niche demographic: horny dads.
Several weeks after Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl endorsed Harris and blasted Donald Trump for using one of the band's songs at campaign rallies, Grohl revealed that he recently fathered a child outside his marriage. The news gave rise to allegations of affairs with other women, including the "alt porn goddess" Annaliese Neilsen.
Grohl is merely the latest scumbag cheating husband to back Harris's campaign. The distinguished coalition of horny dads for Harris includes the candidate's own husband, Doug Emhoff, who destroyed his first marriage by seducing his children's nanny and getting her pregnant.
Emhoff addressed the Democratic National Convention in Chicago, as did former president Bill Clinton, the notorious pervert who seduced a White House intern, among many others, and has been credibly accused of sexual assault.
Hunter Biden, the former crackhead who cheated on his first wife with myriad strippers and prostitutes, also made an appearance at the convention. So did John Edwards, the former senator and vice presidential candidate who fathered a child with a former campaign staffer while his wife was dying of cancer.
A number of degenerate media personalities are actively supporting Harris, including CNN's Jeffrey Toobin, who fathered a child with his coworker's daughter in 2008 and pressured the much younger woman to get an abortion. Toobin lost his job at the New Yorker in 2020 after masturbating in front of colleagues on a Zoom call.
Harris has reportedly sought political advice from MSNBC's Joe Scarborough, who had an affair with cohost Mika Brzezinski before the onscreen couple suddenly announced their engagement in 2017, according to the National Enquirer, the outlet that broke the news about Edwards's infidelity. Cheating allegations have also haunted Jimmy Kimmel, the former comedian who hosted a fundraiser for President Joe Biden earlier this year.
Days after Biden withdrew from the race, comedian (and Foo Fighters superfan) David Letterman headlined a fundraiser with Emhoff on Martha's Vineyard. In 2009, Letterman acknowledged having numerous extramarital affairs and seducing several of his Late Show interns.
Other degenerate husbands backing Harris in 2024 include musical legend Smokey Robinson, former vice president Al Gore, and disgraced former congressman Anthony Weiner, who served prison time for sexting with a minor. Harris's ex-boyfriend Willie Brown, the notorious philanderer, is also supporting her campaign.