HISTORIC!!!

I forced a bot to read every Kamala Harris announcement story and write an announcement of its own

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED: Kamala Harris Shall Not Be Criticized

Liberal activists warn media outlets: 'We will be watching you.'

Susan Rice: The 'Own The Libs' Candidate

UPDATE: Greatest Living Ex-President Still Fantastic Painter

George W. Bush to publish second collection of paintings as Obama struggles to finish first post-White House memoir

Lib Senator Sheldon Whitehouse Didn't Let The Woke Mob Bully Him Out of Elite All-White Beach Club

John Kerry Finally Accomplishes Something

Failed politician and Big Ketchup spouse wins sailboat race around Martha's Vineyard

In Defense of Privilege: Those Who Have It Need Not Suffer in The Name of 'Fairness'

Sending two credentialed lawyers to prison for firebombing a cop car would make a mockery of American meritocracy

BOOM: Elliott Abrams Named Iranian Envoy on Anniversary of Hiroshima Blast

State Department attempts 'Full Neoconservatism' for first time in history

Left-Wing UC Berkeley Professor Doesn't Want Poor People Moving Into His Posh Neighborhood

EXCLUSIVE: Election Day War Game Yields Explosive Results