Chelsea Handler Tells Worst Story Ever

Liberal Netflix talk show host Chelsea Handler bragged to reporters on Friday that she once told Ivanka Trump “I can’t even with you,” and the future First Daughter just shrugged back at her, The Hill reports.

Murder Becomes Her

If you thought Odysseus had it bad, taking years to win his way back to Ithaca after the Greek triumph in the Trojan War, at least he eventually found his way to fond reunion with his wife, son, and small island kingdom. The rest of the Homecoming tales about the heroes’ return to Greece tend to be less cheery. Odysseus had a woman named Penelope waiting for him. Agamemnon had a woman named Clytemnestra.