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EXCLUSIVE: Newly Unearthed Photos of James Talarico Raise Authenticity Concerns
Texas Democrat's 'hot boy glow-up' has gone largely uncelebrated. Why? What else is he hiding?
Exclusive Q&A: Breaking the Ice With Abdul El-Sayed
The Michigan Democrat running for US Senate puts his winning personality on display
Vibe Shift: Self-Awareness Triumphs at Columbia
Student paper conquers satire with 'stolen land' sex apology
I'm a Home Defense Expert. Here's Why You Shouldn't Try To Rape Your Burglar.
Graham Platner's cavalier approach to confronting home intruders is frowned upon in academic circles
Fallen Hero: CBS Fires Scott Pelley After Decorated Career 'In Combat'
Read exclusive excerpts from the newsman's war journals
Sorry, Haters: James Talarico Not Gay, Analysis Finds
Exclusive 13-prong assessment suggests conservatives are just threatened by his modern brand of masculinity
Exclusive New Details About Trump’s Presidential Library
It's bigger than Obama's, obviously, plus more beautiful and engaging in every respect
EXCLUSIVE: We Obtained the Syllabus for Claudine Gay’s New Harvard Course on Higher Education
The disgraced plagiarist is still teaching after resigning as president of the (reputationally) elite university in 2024
Supremely Progressive: Iran Becomes First Nation in World History Led by Gay Amputee
Representation matters now more than ever